#then realizing you forgot something going back a screen and seeing they're all back again

[marinsawakening]

If they ever remake ALTTP it needs to stay exactly as unfair and brutally difficult. Yes I had to use an invincibility cheat to beat the game. Yes I couldn't have beaten it without save states. Yes I got genuine self esteem issues while playing it. But listen, it's important that I get my ass kicked. For the Themes.

[bbokicidal]

"I Don't Have A Girlfriend." - H.H [SKZ]

Summary : In which you go with Hyunjin to get his wisdom teeth removed.

Warnings : Hyunjin all doped up at the dentist for shits n giggles, felix/seungmin/changbin laughing at him, teasing banter, mention of binnie's bday gift from minho

"What year is it?"

"2024. Halfway through, baby." You laugh, hand coming up to the arm of the chair he lays in to rest there in case he tries to move around. And he does, sitting himself up a bit as if he's worried he's late for something.

Hyunjin huffs out a breath through his nose, turning his head to look at you. You can't deny that he looks god awful and adorable at the same time; Hair tousled, eyes puffy with sleep and cheeks swollen far more than usual from the medication and procedure he'd just undergone. "How long was I asleep?"

You pull your notification tab down with the tip of your index finger to check. "They put you under about an hour and a half ago, so you were asleep for.. I don't know, twenty minutes after they were done?"

"Twenty..." His voice trails off, soft and grumbly from just waking up. His lips press together before parting again, forced open by the gauze in his mouth and cheeks. His head turns towards the door and then down to the thin blanket placed over his body. Slowly, he begins to relax back into the chair.

Your hand comes up to rest along his cheek, brushing over the skin just barely before moving to pull hair back from his face. He blinks tiredly and keeps his eyes down, focused on the way his hands move under the blanket as he tries to pull it up further towards his shoulders. "Feeling okay, bubs?"

He huffs again, sighing out in what seems like distress that he's too sleepy to truly convey. "I have to go soon."

"Go where, baby?" You chuckle, curious on where his mind was wandering as the drugs slowly wore off.

His lips smack once, twice, and he blinks open his eyes again to look at you. It's a silly sight, his head tipped down toward the blanket and face pudgy with the angle. "I have a dinner date later. With ..."

You smile. "We rescheduled our dinner date for next week, Jinnie, remember? We'll have that dinner date eventually, don't worry."

"No.."

"No?" You grin this time, giggling out when he seems to reject the dinner offer. "You don't want to go on a dinner date with your girlfriend, baby?"

A few chuckles come from the screen of your phone. You'd facetimed Felix as soon as he'd asked you to after you'd told him Hyunjin was waking up. He insisted he needed to see what his hyung would be like all doped up at the dentist. So at the present moment, Felix's left eye and Seungmin's forehead fill the screen - and you know Changbin is lingering somewhere in the background.

Hyunjin clicks his tongue before his nose crinkles in careful regret. He adjusts in the chair, tugging the blanket fully up to his chin as he hums out. "I don't have a girlfriend."

Seungmin's laugh breaks the soft silence that fills the room and Hyunjin peeks open an eye in confusion as to where it came from.

"I'm your girlfriend, Jinnie." You remind him in a playful tone, still laughing through it all. Your hand finds his under the blanket and as the words settle in, his brows crinkle together.

"Uh, no." He blinks a few times at you, lips pursing. "I have a wife waiting for me at home. You can't be my girlfriend."

Your expression falls deadpan - but it all seemed worth it when Changbin's laughter exploded from your phone speaker, mixed with the sound of Felix dropping his phone as he fell to the floor cackling and Seungmin hitting the couch cushions in amusement.

Your eyes roll and you look back to your boyfriend, amused. "Right. Forgot you were married."

His lips purse once more, tongue sliding over them slowly as he realizes they're numbed still, before his eyes slip back shut in peace. "Mhm. My wife has pink underwear, too."

"Your wife has WHAT?"

[xoxojisu]

"I LOVE YOU."

synopsis: in which kenma quietly realizes he's completely, utterly in love with you.

notes: it's like THE MOMENT he realizes yk. AHH i love this trope. @suniix my fellow kenma lover <3

you’re sitting on the floor, legs tucked beneath you, bent over his switch case like you’re disarming a bomb. you’re not, but you might as well be. you were focusing on organizing his many games, something he never asked you to do but clearly needed. there’s a small crease between your eyebrows and your tongue is poking out slightly in concentration. you're humming something that sounds like a mashup between 'kiss me,' 'uptown girl,' and the animal crossing theme song. he can’t tell if it's a song he's simply never heard of, or if he's actually correct. he thinks he is.

kenma’s on the couch, curled into himself on one end, a blanket you got for him draped across his lap and a drink in his hands that you made exactly the way he likes it. it's ice cold and disgustingly sweet. he hadn’t even asked. you just knew.

kenma realizes that you know quite a lot about him. you know of his drink preferences and his chronic coldness. he knows that you've noticed how when he lies, his eyes get shifty or he'll start fidgeting. you know he can't open packaging on snacks for the life of him and automatically hand him a knife, because you can't either. you know how bad he is at asking for affection, so you curl your fingers into his scalp at the first sign that he wants it.

they're random and unimportant details, but undeniably and utterly him. and you see all of it. he thinks it's nice.

the room is softly lit, a couple lamps illuminated the space. no overhead lights. he doesn't like how fluorescent they are, and they can sometimes overstimulate him. of course, he's never mentioned this, but you figured it out on your own. the curtains are half-drawn, and the tv’s still on the menu screen of the game you were supposed to start an hour ago, forgotten in the warmth of just simply existing next to each other.

he doesn't really know why, but he has now put down his game in favor of watching you. really watching you.

not because you’re doing anything extraordinary. you're just… being. sitting in his hoodie, sleeves slightly rolled, hair thrown lazily into something of a bun. fixing something for him that he didn’t even realize was broken. and smiling, every now and then, to yourself. like it’s enough just to be here.

and that’s when it hits him.

he doesn’t feel his chest tighten like the air has been sucked out of him, or his stomach flutter with the intensity of a thousand butterflies. it’s not cinematic or dramatic like those shojo animes you like to watch where the music kicks up and the camera circles around them in riveting and exciting motions. it’s quiet. like a single domino tipping in slow motion, or a puzzle piece finally clicking into place.

“oh.”

he says it out loud, though barely audible, like a secret meant for no one but himself. it sounds stupid as soon as it leaves his mouth, so he coughs, trying to cover it up, hoping you didn’t hear.

you glance up.

“hm?”

he shakes his head a little too fast. “nothing. just… forgot something.”

you blink, noticing the way his eyes shift, but then go back to your organizing, humming that random tune again.

he watches you for another beat, then looks down at the drink you made for him. he sips it slowly, even though it’s cooled down a little. still sweet. still perfect. still him. still you.

and in the back of his mind, something settles. quiet. simple.

"i love you."

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[nvrsaidiwasinurcloset]

Hiii love your writingggg, could you plsss do very innocent!reader and pervy!ethan 🫶🏻

Hiii! I hope you like it, even though you requested this MONTHS ago.

I'm not innocent, so I'm not the best at writing it🙃 Hopefully this is okay:)

Creep - Pervy!Ethan Landry x Fem!Reader

This contains SMUT - Minors DNI

Summary: You ask Ethan for help in econ, and once Mindy mentions the empty bedroom in the apartment she shares with Ethan and Chad, you agree to move in. But you realize that your sweet, dorky new roommate has been stealing your panties.

Contains: Pervy kinda creepy Ethan, innocent inexperienced reader, fingering. m!masturbation.

A/N: Okay...this needs a part 2 but I'm already at 5k words lmao. A lot of fics I've read along these lines had had Ethan more subby, but not in this one. 👀

*For the poll I posted earlier today, this one had the most votes at the time of me posting this fic. I'm going to write them all in the order that they're wanted:)*

It seemed like your life was starting to fall apart. You couldn’t stand your roommate, your boyfriend had broken up with you, and your grade for econ was starting to tank. When you brought up your grade to your professor after class, hoping to figure out some way to raise it, she suggested that you talk to Ethan Landry.

The next time you had class, you beelined towards him once he walked in. He noticed you, getting a little nervous the closer you got. He wasn’t the best at talking to girls, he even thought this could’ve been a figment of his imagination that the girl he struggled to take his eyes off was walking to him. He was chewing the inside of his cheek, his eyes not leaving you until you were finally face to face.

“Ethan, right?” you sweetly said, as he nodded. “I hear you’re the best for tutoring, and I desperately need your help if you have the time.”

“I’ll make the time,” he spat out, before he internally screamed at himself for sounding so desperate to help. “I mean, I can help you.”

“You’re a lifesaver,” you said, as you pulled out your phone. “What’s your number?”

“Oh, um…” he trailed off, racking his brain for those ten digits that he suddenly forgot. “I’m sorry, it’s been a long day.”

“It’s okay,” you smiled, “Are you okay with me just giving you my number and you can text me so we can set something up?”

“Yeah,” he said, as he pulled out his phone and went to create a new contact. He passed you his phone as you typed in your name and number, before you handed it back to him.

“Don’t forget to text me,” you said, a sweet smile playing on your lips as you turned to walk back to your seat.

“I won’t,” he said, tightly gripping his phone in his hand as you turned to smile at him once more.

He was struggling to focus as he sat through that class. His fingers kept rubbing over the phone screen that your thumbs had moved across, and he started to realize how pathetic he was for already being so addicted to you when you’d only spoken to him once.

Later that week, you were supposed to meet Ethan in the library to study. You both completely forgot about the renovations they were doing, the normally quiet space filled with the loud sounds of the various pieces of machinery on the opposite side of the room.

“Maybe we should try to do this some other time,” you yelled over the noise. “I can’t concentrate on anything you’re saying.”

“Oh, okay,” Ethan said, looking down so you wouldn’t see the sad look on his face. That’s when he started to get an idea. “My apartment is only two blocks away. It should be quieter. You want to come over to study?”

You liked to be cautious, and you normally wouldn’t go to someone’s apartment that you barely knew, but Ethan seemed innocent enough, and you desperately needed to pass the class so you wouldn’t have to take it again.

“Sure,” you said, wincing as the noise in the room got louder.

You walked beside Ethan as you went to his apartment, and even though it was just for studying, he felt a glint of pride as he walked with you. He hoped that anyone who saw you together would think you were his.

“Hopefully my roommates won’t be too loud,” Ethan sighed, as he stuck his key in the front door.

“Nothing is worse than what’s going on in the library right now,” you said, as he shrugged.

“You say that now…”

You barely made it inside when you heard arguing. Ethan sighed in defeat before he turned to you, “I moved in with my friends, and they’re constantly arguing.”

“Oh,” you giggled, as you followed him into the living room of the apartment. “Oh, hey Mindy,” you said, as she turned to you and smiled.

“Hey! What are you doing here?” she asked, as she walked over to you. Chad just stood there, still worked up from the spat they were having when you walked in.

“Ethan’s trying to help me not fail econ,” you said, as she nodded.

“I remember you mentioning you were having trouble with it.”

Ethan was confused as he stood there, because Mindy had never mentioned you, but she seemed to know you quite well. The two of you talked for a few minutes, and once Ethan heard another guy’s name get mentioned, he immediately got jealous.

“I’m proud of you for not giving him another chance,” Mindy said, as you let out a small laugh.

“I’m not going to say I didn’t think about it, but I don’t need him making my life any harder than it needs to be right now,” you sighed, “On top of the bullshit with him, my roommate is just so awful. Like, she woke me up blasting music before the sun even came up today. I’m trying to find somewhere else to live, but I haven’t had any luck yet.”

“Well, we’re looking for a fourth roommate…” Mindy trailed off, as Ethan’s eyes grew wide. “It’d be nice to have another girl here.”

“Don’t tempt me,” you joked, as Mindy smiled.

“Seriously, think about it,” she said, before she started to yell. “Chad!”

You noticed that the other boy was no longer in the room, but you saw him again as he turned the corner and groaned. “What?”

“Okay, don’t be rude,” she snapped, “I’m trying to convince her to move into the fourth bedroom.”

“Oh,” Chad said, his annoyed face turning up in a smile. “Hey, I’m Chad.”

“Hey,” you said, before he started to go over rent and other things you’d need to know. “Why would I want to move in when you two argue like this?” you joked, as Chad tried to play it off.

“We shared a womb, we lived in the same house until we moved into our dorms, and I finally got a break from her,” he said, as she scoffed, “But now we have to live together again and we’re trying to figure out how to do that.”

“I’ve never lived with boys before…and I’m sure my parents would kill me if they ever found out, but I’ll definitely think about it,” you said, before you turned to Ethan. “I’m sorry, you want to study now?”

“Yeah, let’s go to my room,” he said, as he led you there.

You both got settled on his bed. He sat across from you, his back against the headboard as you adjusted to get more comfortable, laying on your stomach. He bit his lip once he noticed the perfect view he had down your shirt, the neckline barely covering anything as your chest was pressed against his bed.

“So, where should we start?” you asked, your soft voice barely getting his attention as he kept staring at your chest. He wanted to squeeze your boobs, suck on them, fuck them, even. “Ethan?” you questioned as you looked away from your notebook, and opened your laptop, completely blocking the sight he was fantasizing over.

“Oh, uh…” he said, as he opened his laptop. “Maybe let’s work on the quiz that’s due this weekend. It’ll show me what you do and don’t need help with.”

You spent over an hour studying with Ethan, and you felt like you were having a little bit of a better understanding. You were starting to get hungry, so you closed your laptop. Ethan glanced over his screen the second he noticed, getting another peak down your shirt again. This time, he saw a part of one of your nipples peaking out of your bra, the sight making his pants grow tighter. He fought off the sound that was threatening to come out before you sat up, once again taking his perfect view away from him.

“I’m starving,” you said, as you started to put your stuff away. “But thank you so much for your help, and I hope you’ll want to keep helping me. You’re my only hope.”

He softly chuckled at your words, “If you move in, we can study whenever you want.”

“You’d be cool with it?” you asked, smiling at him. “You didn’t really say anything out there and I didn’t want to actually start considering it until you said something.”

“Yeah, I think it’s cool,” he said, “If you do want to, and you need help moving or anything, let me know.”

“Thanks, Ethan,” you said, smiling again before you made your way out of his room.

He wanted to walk you to the door, but he knew the second he stood up, his hard cock would be so obvious. He ran his hand over the spot you were laying on the bed, your warmth still soaked up by his comforter. The view down your shirt was burned in his brain as he got up and walked over to the door, shutting and locking it before he dropped his pants to give his aching cock the attention it desperately needed.

The next time you had econ, you walked in and sat down beside Ethan. He didn’t notice at first, but he soon smelled the familiar scent that he couldn’t get out of his head after you’d left his apartment a few days before. He wasn’t sure if it was your hair or the perfume you were wearing, but it smelled delicious.

“Hey,” he smiled, his pupils growing large as he saw you. “Are you okay?”

He took in the stress on your face, and how tired you looked.

“Yeah, are you sure you’re cool with me moving in?” you asked, “Because I can’t deal with my roommate anymore.”

“Yeah, of course,” he said, “What happened?”

“She invites her boyfriend to stay over whenever she doesn’t have class the next morning,” you sighed, “I don’t want to explain all the sounds I had to listen to while I tried to sleep last night.”

“Oh,” he said softly, “Well, your room would be beside mine, and I wouldn’t keep you up all night.”

“I bet that’s why I’m failing this class right now. I never sleep,” you said, as you looked over to him. “Wait, you don’t have a girlfriend that stays over?”

“No,” he said, his cheeks turning pink at your question.

“Sex is overrated,” you shrugged, “But I really thought you would’ve had a girlfriend.”

“Really?” he asked, as your professor walked in.

“Yeah, you’re a cutie,” you smiled, before you directed your attention to the lecture.

Ethan was thankful that you were so focused and didn’t see the cheesy smile on his face. The girl he’d been thinking about as he jerked his cock for the last few days called him cute, and his heart was swelling.

After a couple weeks, Ethan, Chad, and Mindy showed up to the apartment you currently lived in while your roommate was at her boyfriend’s to help you move.

“First, I want you guys to know that none of this mess is mine,” you said, as soon as you answered the front door for them.

“Whoa,” Chad said as he glanced around. “There’s no way you live with a girl.”

“Yeah, you’ll never guess what I found on the kitchen floor this morning,” you said, as Mindy started to think.

“With the mess, I’m going to guess…dead mouse?”

“Not even close,” you said, as you shook your head and shuddered as you thought about it. “It was a condom.”

“Like…in the wrapper or…?” Chad asked, as you, once again, shook your head.

“Used.”

“Ewwww,” Mindy said, cringing at the thought.  “Okay, is anything in the kitchen yours?”

“I already boxed that stuff up. Except the dishes that she’s refused to wash,” you said, as you led them to the living room. “The TV is mine, and that lamp,” you said, as you pointed, “But other than that, I really just have to worry about my room.”

“I think it’d be best to have all the heavy stuff in the living room so Ethan and I can worry about that,” Chad said, as you nodded and led them down the hall.

You had already packed up most of your room, which made it so easy for your new roommates to help you. Once Chad was carrying your mattress out and Mindy had ran out to get coffee, Ethan started to glance around your room. He noticed the hamper full of clothes in the corner, and he found himself inching closer towards it as he listened to you and Chad talk in the living room. Before he could stop himself, he grabbed a shirt off the top of the pile, inhaling its scent. He let out a deep breath before he went to put the shirt back in the hamper, before he noticed some black lace sticking out under a pair of your jeans. He snatched it out of the basket and put it in his pocket before he put the shirt back in it once he heard footsteps coming back down the hall.

“Did you need help with this?” Ethan asked, pointing to the basket, trying to make it not seem like he was being weird.

“Shit, I forgot to do laundry,” you groaned, as the realization hit him that the panties he’d grabbed had been worn. “I’ll carry that out.”

“Okay,” Ethan said, before Chad motioned for him to help with the dresser.

Later that day after you got your stuff moved into your new room, you flopped on your freshly made bed as Mindy popped in.

“So, I’m going to try to convince the guys to share a bathroom so you don’t have to share with Ethan,” she said, as you shrugged.

“It’s not a big deal,” you said, “I just hope he doesn’t mind all the girly stuff in the shower and the makeup and stuff.”

Ethan didn’t mind at all. In fact, he’d already been in the bathroom, smelling your body wash, your shampoo and conditioner. The skincare products you used. He realized that all those things together were the cause of the scent that made his head spin.

Later that night after you had takeout with everyone, Ethan excused himself to go to bed. He couldn’t stop thinking about your panties that were still in his pocket. Once he pulled them out, he ran his fingers over the lace before taking in your scent. He softly groaned before he dropped his pants, the thoughts of his face buried in your pussy making him harder by the second. He had them tightly clutched in his fist as he started to stroke himself with his free hand, small whimpers flying out of his mouth as he tried to imagine how soft your hand would feel wrapped around him. His bottom lip was in between his teeth once he started to get louder, the tip of his cock red as be brought himself closer to the edge. Just as he was about to cum, he deeply inhaled the scent of your panties one more time before he rubbed them against the tip of his cock, his thick, white ropes covering the lace.

You thought living with boys was going to be difficult, but your first month wasn’t bad. You were surprised at how clean they liked everything to be, and Ethan always put the toilet seat down. You started to get close to your dorky roommate, especially once you spent so much time studying together. You already thought he was cute, but once you actually got to know more about him, you realized that he was so sweet, so nice. He might’ve been a little shy, too, but he got to the point where he was doing cute little things to make you laugh.

One day, you went to do your laundry in the apartment. You walked over and were about to throw stuff in when you noticed clothes were already inside, and Ethan quickly rounded the corner with the rest of the stuff he needed to toss in.

“Shit, I’m sorry,” he said, “You want me to take my stuff out? I can wash it later.”

“No, it���s fine, I’ll wait,” you said with a smile, before you noticed something familiar in the washer. “Oh,” you said, your cheeks turning pink as you reached out and grabbed your panties out of the washer. “Must’ve dropped these in.”

Ethan’s eyes grew wide as he noticed them in your hand, the realization hitting you that they were sticky.

“Eww, what is all over these?” you said, a disgusted look on your face as you tried to figure it out. You looked over to Ethan, his face bright red and his eyes huge, when you pieced it together. “Ethan…”

He just stared at you, the silence deafening as he tried to think of something, anything to say to you. He’d gotten away with stealing your panties for a month, but it was a way for him to feel close to you, and satisfy some of the sexual frustration he had whenever he thought about you.

“What’s on my panties?” you questioned, as he tensed up. “Actually, I don’t think I want to know.”

You tossed them back in the washer and walked past him and headed straight to the bathroom to wash your hands. When you went to your room and shut the door, Ethan huffed and tossed in the rest of stuff that was in his hands before he started the washer.

As the day went by, you couldn’t stop thinking about Ethan, and how you’d noticed that pairs of your panties had been going missing ever since you moved in. But then you’d randomly see them again, in the top drawer of your dresser after a few days. You didn’t think Ethan was like that, and it made you feel a little uneasy to live with him.

Later that night, you had to say something to him. You walked out of your room and glanced around the apartment for him, before you walked to his closed door and started to knock. He eased it open after a few seconds, his eyes connecting with yours through the small crack.

“Can we talk?” you asked, as he took a deep breath and hesitantly opened the door for you.

You walked in and took a seat on the side of the bed, your gaze on his floor as you tried to think of the right way to talk to him.

“You want me to leave the door open,” he asked, barely above a whisper as you shook your head no.

“If Mindy or Chad come home, I don’t want them to hear the conversation.”

“Thanks,” he mumbled, before he took a seat beside you. “I’m sorry.”

“Why were you stealing my panties?” you asked, as he took a deep breath.

“I can’t explain it without sounding like the total creep you probably already think I am.”

“So…that was what I thought it was on them,” you said, as you turned to look at him. He nodded, looking away to not meet your gaze.

“Again, I am so sorry,” he said, “I know you probably hate me, and I understand if you don’t want to be around me. I’ll stay in my room so you don’t have to see me.”

“I’m just a little confused,” you said softly, as he finally let his eyes connect with yours. “What’s so exciting about my panties?”

At that moment, one thing you said to Ethan started to play in his head. ‘Sex is overrated.’ He was questioning how much experience you actually had.

“Do you really not know or are you fucking with me?” he questioned.

“Like, does it feel good? How does it even turn you on?” you asked, curiously staring at him.

“They uh…yeah, it feels good when I uh…rub them on myself. And they smell like you.”

“They smell like fabric softener and laundry detergent,” you said, a small laugh slipping out as he shook his head.

“I haven’t been stealing clean ones…they smell like you.”

“Oh,” you said, as you looked away from him. “That turns you on?”

“You have no idea,” he said, and even though the conversation was uncomfortable, he was getting hard.

“Why are guys so weird?” you thought out loud, laughing a little as you shook your head. “So does that mean that you like me? Or you’re like…sexually attracted to me? I still don’t fully get it.”

“Both,” he said, “I think you’re so beautiful, and I’ve had so much fun with you this last month…but I also think about you in a different way, too. Ya know?”

“I’ve thought about you that way, too,” you admitted, “It’d kind of hard not to. I hear you through the walls all the time.”

“You’ve heard me?” he asked, a blush spreading to his cheeks. “I’m sorry, I know you hated when you heard your old roommate.”

“I like it when I hear you,” you said so softly that he barely heard it.

“Do you touch yourself when you hear me?”

Your breathing got heavier at his question, and Ethan noticed. You were getting so flustered under his gaze.

“I…I’ve tried to,” you said, as you took in the curious look on his face.

“Tried to?” he asked, “What do you mean?”

“Like…I know what feels good, but I can never get myself…there, if you know what I mean.”

“You’ve never made yourself cum?” he questioned, admiring how cute you looked as you got embarrassed.

“No one has.”

“No one?” he asked, his throat dry at the thought. “Are you a virgin?”

“No…but I’ve never enjoyed sex. Like, it feels good, but I think it’s so disappointing when you hear how amazing orgasms are and then I just never get one.”

Ethan expected the conversation that was happening to go so differently. He thought you hated him, but there you were, telling him that you’d tried to get yourself off when you’d heard him. The thought of him being the first one to make you cum had him salivating, but he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable if he offered.

“Have you ever…given someone an orgasm?” you asked, as he nodded. “I’m jealous of whoever she is.”

“Don’t be,” he said, scooting a little closer to you. “Fuck, I’d make you cum all the time if I could.”

“Really?” you smiled, “If you ever want to, I’m right next door,” you joked, as he smiled and shook his head.

“Hey, don’t offer that or I’ll be in your room every day.”

You were starting to squirm against his bed, your thighs rubbing together so subtly that he could barely tell. The sexual tension was so thick, your breathing getting heavier as you thought about how good Ethan would make you feel.

“I think I need to go back to my room,” you said, as you started to stand up. That’s when you glanced at Ethan’s lap, noticing the tent in his sweatpants.

“Do you really want to?” he asked, “Because if you want me to take care of you right now, I will.”

“Seriously?” you questioned, as he smiled and nodded.

“Come here,” he said, reaching out to grab your hands, pulling you to him.

Once Ethan leaned in to kiss you, he was almost taken aback by how quickly your lips were moving against his. He was desperate for you, but you were just as desperate for him. He matched your pace before he pushed you back on the bed, his hand running from your hip, up your ribs, until it landed on your breast. You gasped into the kiss once he squeezed it.

You had massive butterflies in your stomach once you felt his cock pressing against your thigh through his sweatpants, your head was spinning, but you were loving every second of it.

“Hey, I have an idea,” he said, once he pulled away to catch his breath. “I think we should go to your room.”

“Why?” you asked because you didn’t want to stop. You needed his lips back on yours.

“Because you have that full length mirror leaning against your wall,” he said, chuckling once you noticed the confused look on your face. “I want you to see what I’m doing to make you cum…in case I’m never here to help you.”

“Okay,” you said, as he stood up and grabbed your hands.

Once he opened his bedroom door, he listened to make sure he didn’t hear anyone else in the apartment before he walked out and to your room next door. He shut and locked your bedroom door once he made it inside, before he pulled you into another kiss. His hands held onto your hips until they started to rub against the flesh under the hem of your shirt. He kept inching it further and further up, until he pulled away to pull it over your head. His lips went back to yours as he reached around to unhook your bra, his hands squeezing at your breasts once they were free.

His mouth moved to your neck as his hands explored your body, before they snaked under the waistband of your leggings. He moved them down over your hips as you shimmied out of them, leaving you in nothing but your panties. He recognized them as the first pair he ever stole, the black lacy ones.

“Fuck,” he mumbled, as his hand moved to rub you over your panties. The material was soaked as you moaned at the feeling. “That feel good?”

“Yes,” you said, quickly nodding your head just in case he needed the extra confirmation. “So good.”

“I hate that I have to take these off you,” he said, as he inched the fabric down your thighs, leaving you completely nude in front of him. “I’m going to sit on the floor in front of the mirror, and I want you to sit between my legs.”

“Okay,” you said, as he took a seat on the floor, his legs spreading for you to sit. You did as he said, looking at him in the mirror as he spread your legs, placing your feet on either side of his legs on the floor.

You watched him lick two of his fingers before he placed them against your clit, rubbing slow circles. Your eyes stayed on the reflection of his hand, your mouth parting as you started to breathe faster. He added a little more pressure as you fully relaxed back into his chest, the softest moans slipping out as he went a little faster.

“Ethaaan,” you whined out, the noise quickly becoming his new favorite sound.

“Shh, I don’t know if anyone else is here,” he said softly, “Just keep your legs spread for me, baby.”

He rubbed a few more circles on your clit before his fingers moved lower, one of them slipping inside you. He pumped it in and out for a minute before he added another, as you angled your neck to look up at him. He leaned down to kiss you as his fingers moved, before he started to mumble against your lips.

“If you ever finger yourself, this…” he said, as he curved them just right, a low moan flying out of your mouth, “Is the spot that needs attention. Okay baby?”

“Okay,” you whimpered, as he moved his fingers faster.

The sounds you were making just kept getting louder, and Ethan was just hoping and praying that no one else was home. One of your hands clung to his thigh as your other hand wrapped around his wrist, as you started to feel…different. It felt so good, and the last thing you wanted was for him to stop. Once he went even faster, the squelching sound of your wet pussy and your whimpers filling the room, your legs were trying so hard to close as your toes curled against the carpet on the floor.

“Oh my god,” you moaned, your fluttering eyes watching his hand in the mirror as your body started to tingle.

“Cum for me baby,” he encouraged, as you finally let that feeling wash over your body. You were jolting, your eyes screwed shut as his fingers started to slow, his free hand roaming your chest as you let out all your sounds.

Once you fully relaxed in his arms, he placed a kiss to the top of your head as your hazy eyes connected with his in the mirror.

“Now you can’t say no one’s ever made you cum,” he said with a smile, as he slid his fingers out of you. “Did it feel good?”

“That was better than I thought it was going to be,” you said, “Thanks, Ethan.”

“You’re welcome.”

You sat there in silence for a minute as you felt his cock pressing against you, and you wanted so badly to take care of him, until you heard commotion in the apartment.

“Hey, guysss,” Chad yelled, as he walked down the hall.

You tensed up as you glanced at your door, before Ethan whispered, “It’s okay, I locked it.”

You relaxed again before Chad started to yell again, “Tara’s here!”

You forgot about hanging out with Mindy and Tara for the night, and you didn’t want to pull away from Ethan, but you hesitantly did, your legs wobbling as you tried to stand. Ethan got up to help you, and once you got your bearings, he started to grab your clothes off the floor for you.

“Thanks,” you said, before you noticed him pick up your panties.

“No, thank you,” he joked, a smirk playing on his lips as he backed towards your door. “I’ll see you when you get back in the morning.”

“I better still have panties in that top drawer when I get back.”

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NCT 127 Dating Ban #4: Johnny Pt. 1

NCT 127 can’t date girls. As their gay friend you help them out with their sexual needs.

This is a 100% gay smut story. Check out this post for my straight smut and this post for more gay smut.

Pairing: NCT Johnny x Male Reader

Story: Johnny has been winking at you since you arrived. You’ll finally discover what he wants, and learn that the men know a lot more about you than you think.

Type of Sex: MEDIUM

Word Count: 5.8k (9.2k incl. Part 2)

<- Start from the beginning: Story #1: Haechan

Want more stories like these? Also read the NCT Dream Dating Ban series which takes place before the 127 series.

It's your third day of visiting your friend Haechan, and of living with the members of 127 in their dorm for a week. The boys have a rare day off which you spend at home; talking, eating, playing.

Johnny and Jaehyun go out for a couple of hours and they're oddly cryptic about it upon their return, but you don't ask twice. Doyoung – whom you saw naked in bed with your best friend Jisung yesterday – is very quiet but you figure it's just his personality. Maybe he's still embarrassed.

There was some bad energy between Yuta and Taeyong earlier in the morning. Just friendship squabbles, to be expected among so many men living and working under the same roof, but it has lingered in the air and in your heart ever since. No one commented on it at the time and you didn't ask, but the air hasn't been quite cleared since.

You also miss Jisung, whom you regretfully forgot to tell you were coming to Seoul. He's now gone home to his parents for a few days, maybe the whole week, as the Dreamers are in the middle of a well-deserved holiday period. You might not see him again on this visit and even though your reunion was ultimately a positive one, you do regret the timing and how long it took you to seek him out.

But as much as you'd like to, you don't actually need Jisung. You came for Haechan after all. You're having fun, and you already feel like you've known the men of 127 for a long time.

In reality you only met most of them for the first time a few days ago. So it's really quite surprising how close some of you have become. In the afternoon on this third day, however, things are almost too calm. Everyone's just doing their own thing.

You're lounging on the couch, Haechan by your feet and Jungwoo deeply sunken into an armchair, each of you on your phones. Jaehyun briefly stops by. He's glowing, like a man who's just been sexually satisfied even though you know the opposite to be true, to the point it actually catches your attention. It must have been something exciting that him and Johnny went out for earlier. But he also yawns lazily, and doesn't say a word when he sees everyone preoccupied with their screens. He disappears again as soon as he realizes no one can be bothered to entertain him.

Doyoung is in the kitchen and Taeyong is in ‘the office’, as they call it, a well equipped room for making music. And Yuta has locked himself in his bedroom, still feeling the bad energy from whatever went down between him and Taeyong.

Despite the fact that most of you aren't doing anything productive you enjoy observing the men in their daily lives. It's fascinating. Then something happens that surprises you.

You don't even notice it at first, too fixated on your phone. A figure walks through the room but the fact doesn't register in your brain. Then you sense him, in the corner of your eye, as he walks back through the living room and into the hallway where the dorms are.

The third time he appears, you do notice. You briefly look up, to subconsciously see who it is. Johnny is out and about in only in his underwear, his abs and tattoos on full display.

The fourth time your eyes meet. He smiles and winks at you. You quickly look away and he disappears into one of the bathrooms.

Oh, you think. You certainly weren't expecting to see that much of him. But it makes sense, it's his home. He's really fit and hot.

Secretly, you hope that he will make an appearance again. You wouldn't mind the eye candy. In fact you desperately crave it.

And thankfully he does. The weird part, however, is not that Johnny's near-naked body is parading so casually in front of everyone. It's the fact that he keeps returning to the living room again and again, and that he's glancing at you every time.

Over the course of half an hour – which is mostly quiet as everyone is just chilling – you see him in his underwear no less than eleven times which makes you wonder: What the hell is the man doing?

The fact that no one else seems to ask the same question makes you brush it off. But Johnny's antics don't stop there, and they do have an impact on you.

The twelfth time he appears your heart skips a beat, and you realize you're staring for far too long. The man has taken his underwear off. He comes out of his room butt naked, walks slowly through the living room with his soft dick on full display, winks at you – and no one so much as lifts an eyebrow.

What the fuck? It kind of thrills you though. There's definitely something in the air between you, created by Johnny's constant winks and your inability not to look.

“Forgot my towel,” Johnny explains and winks again when he comes back out of the bathroom, passing you on the couch for the thirteenth time.

It's the first time anyone speaks since you first noticed him. Haechan and Jungwoo both look up but don't respond. You stare at Haechan and gently kick his side, but his eyes are back on his phone and he doesn't react.

Then you turn to Jungwoo and reach out to touch his arm. He can tell from your expression that you find Johnny's behavior a little strange.

“It's normal,” he says in a low voice. “We all do it.”

“Really?” you ask in a surprised tone. “Is it though…?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean… I don't know… Well, it's your home I guess…”

Jungwoo thinks for a moment, as if he's never considered nudity in the dorm to be strange. He finally offers some explanation: “We've lived together since we were teenagers.”

Maybe it's not that strange at all. It's obvious that the men are close, and you imagine that this – seeing Johnny naked – is far from the strangest thing to have happened between them.

“But… the winking…?” you ask and turn your head from Jungwoo to Haechan, hoping your friend will jump in. Maybe you're secretly wishing for a confirmation that Johnny is into you, or maybe you want Haechan's approval. It's his bed you wake up in each morning after all.

Haechan does look up this time to meet your eyes. But he quickly turns to Jungwoo and grins. It makes you react internally, but the reaction never gets a chance to show externally before Johnny returns.

He walks slowly and naked past the three of you. He smiles wide when your eyes meet but he doesn't say a word. So strange.

Haechan is still grinning but you no longer see it. Jungwoo suddenly gets up and quickly makes his way to Doyoung in the kitchen. “None of your vegetarian crap please,” he says loudly.

“But I…” Doyoung begins.

Jungwoo interrupts him. “Let's go shopping.”

Doyoung, who's already half way though preparing the meal, tries to resist but Jungwoo insists. “Let's go!” you hear, but your mind is still imagining Johnny's ass where it was before he disappeared into the bathroom once again, this time with a towel in hand.

You look at Haechan, suddenly wondering if he knows how hard you are. He merely smiles, then turns his head in the direction of the kitchen, before returning to his phone and ignoring your kicking feet.

Jungwoo walks quickly to the hallway. He disappears out of view but you hear him loud and clear: “Yuta! I know what can make you feel better. Let's go buy those shoes you talked about.”

The door to the bathroom is closed but you hear the water turning on. You simply can't stop thinking about Johnny's sexy body under the stream.

Jaehyun, who's been waiting for a sign of life – for something to entertain him on a day when he's feeling so good but everyone else is lazy – appears in the hallway. “I'll come too!” his eager and chipper voice exclaims.

“Wanna come?” Jungwoo asks and looks at Haechan.

“Nah,” Haechan shrugs. “Have fun though.”

Unlike Doyoung and Yuta, who were both resisting leaving the apartment, Jungwoo doesn't fight Haechan on it. You're there to see him after all, and who is Jungwoo to question your sexual relationship?

You watch with fascination as the four men get ready to leave. Jungwoo, Doyoung, Yuta and the overly excited Jaehyun put on their jackets and shoes and eventually exit the apartment. I guess dinner will be late, you think and raise an eyebrow. And you actually feel a little hurt that no one thought to invite you.

A sudden silence follows. Haechan absentmindedly puts a hand on your foot and strokes it. He doesn't look at you but you sense a shift in him.

You return to your phone, and briefly Johnny and the running water is put out of your mind. This moment alone, without a need to be social or to impress any of Haechan's friends, feels kind of nice.

But no one forgot about you, quite the opposite actually. And the quiet moment is about to end. Johnny returns, only a minute after the others departed.

“Hey,” he says and winks when you look up at him.

“Johnny…” Haechan says and looks surprisingly stern.

“What?” Johnny asks and chuckles. He walks further into the living room, completely naked, dry skin but wet hair, towel in hand. “I'm just making small-talk.”

Haechan scoffs. You're confused. Small-talk? All he said was hey. It's almost the only word he's spoken to you all day.

Just before he goes into the hallway, Johnny turns and catches you checking him out. Just as he intended, and it puts a big smile on his face.

“Come with me if you wanna have sex,” he says cheekily.

The words leave you stunned. Johnny doesn't wait for a reply and quickly disappears. You're suddenly harder than ever.

You glance at Haechan who rolls his eyes at his friend's behavior. You want to ask, or say something, but don't know what words to use. Haechan knows you well though, and finally caves in to Johnny's wishes and plan.

“Ah, just go,” he says and throws his head back, finally taking the same lane Jungwoo was already in when he gathered everyone to give Johnny some space with you. He can't even wipe the smirk off his face.

“What do you mean?” you ask, partly just to play dumb in case Haechan doesn't approve.

“Fuck him. I know you want to. And I know that he really wants to.”

Now it's you who aren't able to hide your joy. But you don't need to struggle for very long, as Haechan sits up straight and grabs your throbbing bulge. “Go with him, it's the only way he'll stop talking about you. I'll catch up with the others.”

*****

Johnny appears casual, not in any rush, when you step into his bedroom and he closes the door behind you. He walks past you and gets rid of the towel, then turns to you and calmly asks: “So who's the best?”

You lean against the door and cross your arms. You check the man out and admire his fit figure and assess his slack dick.

“What do you mean?” you ask and smile faintly.

Johnny rubs his chest with one hand and grabs his soft cock with the other. Slowly he begins to stroke and massage it, stretching it out and flapping it around while thinking.

He doesn't seem set on fucking you at all. He doesn't approach you, doesn't check you out, doesn't ask you to undress, and doesn't speak about his sexual frustrations and the dating ban. The way he asked the question and just chills in the middle of the room – albeit completely in the nude – makes it seem as though he just wants to make small-talk after all.

“Of the guys. All of them have fucked you right? Who's the best?”

You chuckle and finally pull your gaze away from the eye candy. “They have not,” you say and roll your eyes.

Technically, you've had sex with three of the eight 127 members, and only two since you got here this time around. Johnny's assumptions are wildly exaggerated.

He finally smiles. “I know,” he says. Then the wink again. “But you want them to.”

“Hey, I'm not the one who keeps coming on to you guys. You all are coming on to me.” You chuckle and add: ”Your friends are bunch of horny fuckers.”

Johnny just stares at you, and you suddenly think that his smile is dumb. You're actually a little offended by his accusation. But maybe just because you wish it was true.

His words make you question things yourself though. I don't come on to them, do I? Maybe I do. But they're the ones who beg, right? The dating ban… Or am I the one begging?

It shouldn't affect you as much as it for some reason does. No matter who came on to who though, Johnny is right about one thing. You want to. You really do.

Your thoughts are running wild which makes the silence feel normal. Johnny just stands there, playing with his dick without getting hard. You just stand there too not saying a word.

But when the thoughts settle and you realize that neither of you are doing anything, the fact that Johnny appears surprisingly disinterested becomes glaring obvious to you. And that, too, feels like a personal offense.

He's testing you. Playing with you. He wants you to make the first move. As shameless as he's been it's a deeply rooted matter of pride.

But he is right. And after a full minute of watching the quiet, freakin’ hot, naked man play with himself you can't take it any longer.

You push yourself away from the wall. Your arms fall to your sides and you walk with determination. You force yourself to look up and stare the frustrating man in the eye.

Then Johnny lets go of his dick and stops you.

“You didn't answer the question,” he says and puts a hand on your chest to keep you at a distance.

“Are you serious?” you ask and raise your eyebrows.

“Yeah. Who's better?”

“They've all been great,” you say and try again to close the gap between you.

“No, not until you answer,” Johnny says with a serious expression.

“Fine,” you say and relax. You take a moment to think. “Just 127 or Dream too?”

“All of us.”

“Did Haechan put you up to this?”

“No.”

“Jeno? No wait, it was Jaemin wasn't it?”

Johnny actually laughs. “I just want to know.”

“Why?”

“Look, do you want me to fuck you or not?”

Damn, the man knows how to play you. Might as well just pull a name. Or…

You stand in silence for several long seconds. Johnny's naked body radiates sexual energy, a force you can't resist. But if he wants to play games you figure that you might as well play along.

You suddenly smile and grab your shirt. You pull it over your head and toss it aside. Then you get to work on your pants, and in soon enough your rock hard cock is out.

Standing at an arm's length apart you lift your knees one at a time to step out of your clothes. The last thing to go is your socks. Then you grab your shaft, and look up and down at the man in front of you.

Just two guys, naked and engaged in some sort of powerplay. You suddenly don't feel angry or offended at all, only happy and excited.

Johnny just keeps staring at your face. You don't know if he's glanced down while you undressed, but right now his eyes are fixed on yours. You try hard to maintain the same stare, but the truth is you already lost the battle the moment you followed him to his room.

A sudden tension fills your heart. You struggle to maintain eye contact. Johnny's gaze is piercing, but it's really the attraction to the rest of him that makes it so difficult.

“You've got a lot to live up to,” you say, taking a final stance and a poke at his ego. ”The dreamers were fucking amazing, as I'm sure you've heard.”

It only now dawns on you that maybe he has not. He talks and acts as if he does, but maybe he doesn't know anything at all about your history with his friends, only about Haechan and Jungwoo. But then he wouldn't have asked you the question he asked you before.

Johnny still doesn't respond, but his hand has stopped moving. You can sense it between you that something has shifted in him.

Finally you cave. “Jisung,” you say and bend your knees. ”But only because I'm proud of how good he's gotten.”

You stare at Johnny's chest and stomach up close as you go down. He doesn't stop you, but you can imagine the dumb grin on his face. In reality he doesn't grin at all though. He remains stone faced.

Then you realize why he stopped playing with his dick. When you finally allow yourself to look at it again, his fingers are still wrapped around it and you get to see it erect for the first time.

That doesn't surprise you at all, that he's hard as bone. Sex is what he invited you in for after all. What surprises you is the change in size, and you can't stop yourself from reacting audibly to it.

“Wow!” you exclaim. If Johnny wasn't smirking before he certainly is now. “Where do you hide that thing on stage?”

You never imagined him to be so big. He wasn't, when he played with it in its soft state. The length, the thickness… you have never before seen something so ordinary grow so impressive.

“I don't,” Johnny says above you. He puts a hand on your head but a restraint on himself. You can sense how badly he wants you to open your mouth and put it in, but it's important to him that you make the move.

You've already given up and accepted the loss. You still think Johnny is wrong about you coming on to his friends, and you've realized that the game he's playing is about control, but he is still right about one thing. You really do want to fuck or be fucked by them – him – so bad.

“Johnny…?” you say and look up at him without touching the dick. “Are you— ohhh, fuck!”

Johnny slaps the dick in your face which makes you twitch and close your eyes.

“…are you gay?”

The dick head rests against your nose and cheek when you look up again. “No!” Johnny exclaims when your eyes meet. “But I'm fucking horny. Are you gonna help me or not?”

His words make you smile. They've all been pretty secretive about it, but it's becoming clear that you've made yourself a bit of a reputation. A reputation which makes you oddly proud.

You're not entirely sure what to make of the situation, but the big dick is alluring. “Sure,” you say and your eyes travel down the toned chests and abs, back to the dick right in your face.

”Yeah,” you whisper. ”Sure. I'll be your pocket pussy.”

Now Johnny is the one smiling. He winks down at you, then closes his eyes and the dick goes in.

Holy shit that's enormous.

Johnny has you pinned. Your naked body is pressed against the wall near his bed. His strong arms are wrapped around your chest from behind, and he's whispering naughty words in your ear: “Ahh, you like that? Yeah, you want my big dick don't you? Mm, fuck you're sexy.”

The huge head is poking at your hole, but it hasn't gone in yet. The shaft slaps your cheeks and slides up and down the crack between them. You're not sure that you will ever be able to take it.

You stand like this for several minutes, your hand flat on the wall and front pressed against the hard surface, Johnny caressing you firmly.

He sticks out his tongue and licks your neck. He plants his lips on your shoulders, acting all loving and sweet, only to grab you hard and thrust against your rear while biting your ear a little too hard.

You stick out your ass, further and further, partly to relieve the pressure and partly to show Johnny you're ready. You occasionally moan at the wall for his pleasure.

But he doesn't do anything else. He doesn't reach for his dick, nor make any attempts to align your ass with the head. All he does is touch you, squeeze you, feel you like you're some toy with a feature he doesn't know exists.

Eventually you push away and swirl around. You stare the man right in the eye and hold your position. Johnny's mouth is slightly open, his eyes full of lust, but his hands stop moving.

You pant softly against his lips. He doesn't blink. Then after several long seconds, you simultaneously attack each other with your mouths.

A passionate make-out session begins. Your hands are all over each other's bodies, and your dicks alter between confronting each other and getting pinned between your stomachs and hips.

The sensation is magical. The lust is so strong it sends a shiver down your spine. And Johnny's hot body is fucking amazing. It feels broader and bigger and stronger than any of the other twinks. Only Jeno can match his muscular physique.

You push the man toward the bed. Gently at first, but he fights back. Then harder, and his stance weakens.

He starts to push too, in an attempt to throw you on the bed. But too little too late, you made the decision before he did. It's your turn to take control.

You push him harder and he finally gives in. He turns and falls on his ass on the bed, a hand still on your hip. You approach him with determination, put your knees by his sides on the mattress one at a time, then climb onto his lap and kiss his lips.

He looks stunned but horny when he stares up at your face. His hands gently slide up your body, all the way to your chest. You put yours on his cheeks and look him straight in the eye.

“Fuck you're hot,” Johnny says and briefly reaches does to adjust his dick which is in a bad position.

“So… mmm… are you.”

Your body starts to move up and down on your knees. Your dick glides against his abs repeatedly. You keep your hand on his face and your lips on his mouth, and for a moment you catch yourself thinking: He might be the best one.

Then another thought: Did they all leave?

You're sure they did. You saw them go, and you trust Haechan when he said that he would too. There's no one home, only the two of you, and you're free to do what you want and use Johnny and his bed for pleasure.

*****

Johnny has moved up on the bed and is leaning on a pillow against the frame. He's surprisingly patient, his hands folded on his stomach while you lie between his legs, your feet dangling out over the foot of the bed.

“No, there's no way,” you say while studying his dick. You turn it from side to side with your hand, and measure the thickness with your fingers.

“The shaft I can take,” you continue. You lick it and smile and watch Johnny's grimacing expression from across his chest. “But the head…”

Johnny springs to action by suddenly rolling away. He leans over the edge of the bed and you look on with a puzzled expression.

He takes his time rummaging through a drawer he can barely reach. You glance at his flat ass while you wait and reach out to stroke it, lovingly caressing the smooth skin.

“Would this work?” Johnny asks when he returns and the ass disappears. He's holding a tube of lube.

“Yeah,” you say and smile. You take the tube and don't even question why he has it.

You open it and try to squeeze gel into the palm of your hand. “It's empty,” you say when nothing comes out.

“Oh.” Johnny seems disappointed. “Sorry.”

You think for a second. “Wait here,” you say. The mattress jumps when you climb off it and Johnny's body bounces.

You open the door and listen. Nothing. You peek outside and check the hallway. No one. Then you quickly – naked and on light steps – make your way through the apartment.

But it's not your suitcase you're headed for, there's no lube in it. Nor is it Haechan's room, even though you know he has some. Instead you sneak into Yuta's, because you remember what Jungwoo once told you.

You look around the room for obvious spots. Without permission you start closest to the bed and search through a couple of drawers. When you don't find what you hoped for, you walk back out naked.

You grab your hard dick to keep it from swinging around. You peek inside a few doors to find the right one. Finally you remember which one is Taeyong's, and in there is where you finally find the item of your quest.

When you return to Johnny he's in the exact spot you left him in, but his hands aren't on his stomach anymore. He's stroking his dick, panting softly in the air, his eyes closed and legs slightly spread.

“Johnny!” you say and laugh.

“Sorry,” he says when he's pulled back to reality.

You hold up the lube and wave it in the air. “You've got to stretch me,” you say.

“What?” Johnny asks.

“If you wanna fuck me you need to loosen me up.”

“God, I didn't realize this was so much work.”

You sneer and look away. “Well, if you don't want to…”

“No no, come here.”

Johnny sits up straight and extends a hand. The other remains firmly wrapped around his cock.

You approach him and climb back onto the bed on your knees. You squeeze some lube into the palm of your hand and smear it onto his – not what he expected. Then you squeeze out some more and put it on his erection.

The cool sensation and the touch of your fingers makes him grunt. His grimacing face makes you smile. You can't wait for him to be inside you.

“Here,” you say and hand the tube to him, then turn around on all four.

You spread your legs and stick your ass out. You twist your neck to see him behind you. Then you reach back with one hand to your ass, and stick a slippery finger inside it.

“Use your thumb,” you say. “Gel it up and play with me.”

Johnny doesn't say anything but you see him moving in the corner of your eye. He focuses on the tube and his hand while he comes closer on his knees. Then his eyes turn to your ass, and your finger which is still inside your hole.

You massage the rim, drawing little circles with the length of a nail pushed in. You quietly demonstrate in the hopes that Johnny will take over. But there was such conviction in his voice when you flat out asked him about his sexuality, and judging from what you've seen so far he may have looked but never touched.

Eventually you do feel him though. A cold, gentle finger by the entrance, and a palm pressed against your cheek to hold you in place.

You retract your own hand to give him space. You lean forward and downwards, the side of your face resting on the bed. Then you reach back with both arms, grab your cheeks and pull them apart.

If Johnny has never seen an asshole up close before this must be a shock for him. But he's been determined in his desire to fuck you, and if this is what it takes you hope he'll have the guts. That's something he hasn't seemed to be lacking thus far in the few days you've known him.

A single finger hardly does anything at all though. Maybe it used to, but your hole has been so used recently it's a miracle you can still walk. You might never have had anything as big as what Johnny is packing, but you've had many and you've had them frequently. A finger is barely more than a drop in the ocean.

“Two more,” you say while waiting to feel a sting of pleasure. Johnny hasn't even gotten the first in more than a centimeter.

He's a good student though. You feel him adjust his position as he becomes more focused. He leans in closer, observes more carefully, and before long three fingers are stretching your opening.

“Deeper,” you instruct. Johnny slowly pushes in, while holding on to your hip for balance.

“More,” you say. The man adds a fourth finger by his own accord, and goes all the way in.

You lay quietly and let him work and explore. He moves his hand in and out, slowly, and sometimes feels around inside.

“Add more gel,” you say when he's dried up and the friction starts to feel painful.

You hear the tube squirt and feel the cold gel when it hits your skin around the hole.

Johnny gently smears it around, and pulls out his fingers to soak them. Then he pushes back in, all the way, as deep as he possibly can before his hand begins to cramp.

“Move around. Stretch me.”

He does as he's told. With each circle he makes the opening feels looser and the light pain gradually more pleasant.

“Alright,” you say after a while. You want to ask if he can rim you but that might be a step too far, for someone who might never have done this before. After all, you're here because Johnny needs it, not the other way around.

“Let's try,” you continue. “Use a lot.”

Johnny briefly disappears from you. You hear another squirt, then nothing for several seconds. Until he comes closer with all of his body, and one hand returns to your hip.

You push yourself up on your elbows and knees, and your thighs align with Johnny's when he comes up from behind.

You feel the shaft against your skin, then a poke from the head when Johnny positions it near the opening again. Just like when you made love against the wall, except this time with more control and precision.

You close your eyes and hold your breath, when the thick head locks with the edges and the tip begins to penetrate you. Johnny takes it real slow, either because he really never has done this before, or because he's afraid you'll back out.

You believe it's the former, but if that's the case surely he's had lots of sex with women and probably some wild and experimental times. Also judging by what you've seen so far, it's hard to imagine that he's lacking experience, even if assholes are brand new to him.

“Mm!” you suddenly grunt and Johnny stops. The head is one third in, squeezed tight by your hole, and you realize this might not work after all.

When you become quiet and still again, Johnny keeps going. You hold your breath and bite your tongue for the pain. And when the largest, hardest part of the head is so far in the rim is stretched to the point you think you might tear, things turn and you exhale a deep sigh of relief.

The dick has breached the most challenging part. It's all downhill from here and you know that. And when the challenge has been overcome – when the question of whether the pocket pussy is even of a big enough size for Johnny to get what he wants has been answered – pain is finally replaced with pleasure.

Lubed up and in, Johnny's hard but slippery cock meets no further resistance. The rest of the penetration goes both smooth and quickly. Inside, your ass is spacious and accommodating, soft and pliant. There's no resistance here.

The length is just as impressive as the girth though. As Johnny keeps pushing in, focused and still very slowly, things feel different than usual.

At first the pain lingers, and even though the head was the hard part, the edges of your hole have a very tight grip around Johnny's shaft. It fades, but Johnny eventually hits a wall. It's not painful, and unlike the opening this wall is much more flexible, but it doesn't feel like any other dick that has been in you before.

Johnny slowly pulls back out. Then goes back in, slightly faster this time and not at all as deep as on the first go.

While he begins to fuck you, you imagine him looking down at the shaft and hole, dumbfounded, as if he's seeing himself disappear into an ass for the very first time.

Oh how wrong you are. Well, not super wrong, but it's not Johnny's first time with a man at all. While you don't know it yet, it's not because he's never fucked a guy before that he seems so clueless. It's because it's you, and because he's heard all about how positively crazy you are.

Crazy. You've never considered yourself that. You've always thought that everyone else in the room were the crazy, fun ones, and that you were just willing to go along. But in hindsight, is there really any other way to describe what you've been doing with the dreamers?

No matter who came on to whom, or whose idea it was to do one thing or another, you've been there. Seen it. Felt it. Lived it.

When you think back on everything you've experienced, with the idols and others, crazy is a pretty accurate assessment. There simply is no way around it.

And now, once he's plugged your hole and it feels good, Johnny is the one who can no longer hold back. The sexual frustration has been strong and the wait long. He's about to show you what his massive cock is really capable of.

-> Continue to Part 2

[honeipie]

CHICK-FLICKS!

eijiro kirishima x fem!reader

synopsis: eijiro was given a tip on a way into your heart

“what are you watching?”

you looked behind the couch to see eijiro leaning himself against it. the sound of uncomfortable groaning came from the television. you grabbed the remote to pause the movie.

"bridesmaids!.. have you never seen it?"

kirishima raised both eyebrows still looking at the screen.

"i think i would've remembered a girl taking a massive dump in the sink"

turning to the television you tilted your head.

"she is taking a massive dump isn't she?" you went to find the remote again "sorry about that. sometimes i forget what i'm watching can be weird since i've seen it so many times. i'll watch it in my room"

he placed a hand over yours to stop you from turning it off.

"whoa! i never said to turn it off. i'm invested now" he hopped over the couch settling in next to you "so what is braidsmaids and what does it have to do with shitting in a sink?"

"well when you put it like that it sounds horrible" you gave him an innocent look making him smile "but it's about this one girl who's friend is getting married and she's doing her best to help plan it. but then this other girl swoops in and acts like she's that girl's best friend so it just makes the original best friends plans look all stupid and messed up so-" you stopped taking notice to the look on his face. the lights were on, but nobody was home "you don't understand a single thing i'm saying to you right now do you?" he rubbed the back of his neck a sheepish smile forming on his lips.

"nah, i'm sorry. i got lost after that one girl.. who was the girl.. who isn't her best friend?"

"don't hurt yourself" taking the remote you rewinded the movie back to the beginning.

"you don't have to do that! i probably would've gotten it eventually!"

you shook your head "nope! you are going to experience everything this amazing movie has to offer" so you settled back into the couch making sure to place your bowl of treats between you.

"oh! i forgot to warn you. the first scene is a little.. much"

but kirishima wasn't watching the screen all too much. he had his crimson eyes subtly gazing at you every chance that he got. the boy had a major crush on you, but wasn't sure how to get an in. every time he tried to start up a conversation with you, he wouldn't know what to say, which would end up with mina coming over to save his ass. that was until mina gave him some pointers.

"listen dude. you can't keep freezing up around her like you’re kaminari after he short circuits" she imitated the boy making him laugh until he realized she was insulting him.

"hey! it's not my fault! every time she looks at me i just want to give her a kiss. a really long kiss"

"ooookay lover boy. let me help you out. i'll list out things that she likes then you can say what you can connect with her on" mina got up and started walking back and forth in her room. she started listing everything that you loved "those cute farming games, crochet, watching chick-flicks.."

kirishima snorted as she said the last one.

"what is a chick-flick?"

"it's like a movie that is made quote unquote 'for women' but everybody should watch them cause they're freaking amazing"

he thought for a good moment. watching movies seemed to be the easiest (and quickest) thing to learn about.

"okay, i'll talk to her about these flicks"

"even better" mina sat next to him with a smile "every friday night when the class goes to those weekly karaoke nights, she stays home and watches them in the common room. she calls it her 'recharging time'"

kirishima nodded with a smile.

"looks like i'm clearing my plans for friday"

He went to say something but stopped hearing the disgruntled moans coming from the screen.

"y/n! what the hell are we watching?"

"that's not fair! i told you that the beginning was a lot!"

the two of you made light conversation throughout the movie. him asking questions, and you asking if he liked it so far. by the end, the two of you were in a fit of giggles as the credits rolled.

"see? i told you that it was a good movie!" you moved to face him fully.

"ok, that was pretty funny. the real question is though, are all chickflicks this good?"

"uhh yeah!" you squinted your eyes at him curiously before putting your hand out "what about this. you come back for the next couple of fridays and i'll show you just how good they can be"

kirishima looked down at your hand with a wide grin. he took it in his giving it a shake “deal” you both let the handshake linger for a couple seconds longer before hearing the door.

letting go of his hand you smiled seeing iida and mina come through the door “hey! we decided to come home early. everything okay?” she asked raising her eyebrows subtly at kiri. he gave her a smile and nodded over at the television.

“everything’s fine. we’re just watchin’ a movie”

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[silverynight]

Nothing romantic about it

"I want to spend the day with you. Today."

Izuku feels for a moment that there's something important he's missing but doesn't think too much about it because he's distracted by the way Katsuki looks from the floor to him. He's flustered, but Izuku doesn't know why, he doesn't have to be... They've spent a lot of days together now that they're friends again.

However, Izuku doesn't think too much about it.

"Of course, Kacchan!" Why not? He loves spending time with him. Always. Why would today be different?

It's like some sort of weight vanished from Katsuki's shoulders, because he suddenly looks happy, more confident and almost relieved. He grins before shoving a red box with a ribbon in Izuku's hands.

"Get ready for the best day of your life, nerd! I'll see you in the common room in an hour!" He smirks before going away.

Izuku takes the lid off the box and realizes that it's filled with homemade chocolates. He squeaks in delight before taking one and biting into it; of course it's delicious, he makes a mental note to thank Katsuki.

Later, after walking in the common room and seeing all the pink and red decorations in it, Izuku finally realizes what he was missing: It's Valentine's day.

Does Katsuki know it? Maybe he doesn't and just asked to spend time with Izuku like it's any other day, or maybe he knows and he just wants to be with him because they're friends. Because Izuku is aware this day is not only about romantic relationships...

Suddenly the chocolates make sense now. Worried, Izuku decides to buy a couple later for his friends. He can't believe he completely forgot about it.

"Deku-kun, we're going to watch a movie! Do you want to come?"

"I'd love to, but I promised Kacchan I'd spend the day with him."

"Oh, I see..." Uraraka grins and Izuku realizes too late what that knowing smile means...

"No, it's not like that!"

Uraraka keeps grinning even though Izuku tries to explain to her there's nothing romantic about it. It doesn't help his case that Katsuki walks in then and takes Izuku's hand before pulling him away from her.

"Come on, nerd, we have a lot to do!"

It seems Katsuki had planned all of that a while ago because he already has a permission for the both of them to go outside.

They go to the shopping center; Izuku is excited and walks in every store that has All Might themed stuff inside. Katsuki buys him an All Might watch that makes him so happy he can't help but pull Katsuki into his arms.

Katsuki doesn't let go of his hand unless is extremely necessary and Izuku, despite getting a little bit flustered because of it, gets used to Katsuki's warm palm against his.

When they stop to eat a crepe, Izuku realizes that the place is full of... couples. It's only natural of course, it's Valentine's day but it makes Izuku wonder what the people around think about them...

It doesn't matter anyway, because they're just hanging out as friends.

Actually, the only thing that matters is that Katsuki seems to be enjoying himself quite a lot. Izuku has never seen him smiling so much in a while.

They go back to the UA and their friends convince them to stay in the common room and watch a couple of romcoms with them. Oddly enough, Katsuki doesn't complain too much, he sits on the couch next to Izuku and puts an arm around his shoulders.

Izuku gets flustered for a moment, before he convinces himself that it's nothing to worry about and just eventually relaxes into Katsuki's personal space. He even falls asleep for a couple of minutes before waking up and finding Katsuki looking fondly at him.

They're alone, but the movie is still playing on the screen.

"You look tired, nerd."

"Yeah... Uhh..." Izuku can't hold back the blush that spreads from his cheeks towards his neck in seconds. "I think I should go to my room now, it's late."

Katsuki just nods but he leans even closer to him.

"Happy Valentine's, Izuku," he whispers before pressing a soft kiss against the green bean's lips. "Come on, I'll take you to your room."

Izuku blinks, his mind is completely empty or perhaps full of the memory of Katsuki's lips on his and can't even bring himself to say anything coherent. He doesn't even protest when Katsuki takes him in his arms and nuzzles against his cheek while he walks towards Izuku's dorm.

So... It seems he had the wrong idea about what actually happened that day. But Izuku is too flustered to talk about it with Katsuki, but he'll speak to him in the morning.

He has to, because it seems he has a boyfriend now.

***

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[mrros-e]

ROTE: my incoherent rambles

whenever Burpy is ghouled/gooned/sick in the show, Eli is SO. DISTRAUGHT. or at least happy when Burpy is freed. Like, pets their head, says "hi", smiles to them, quipps a joke; something to show Burp that their human is very happy they're back.

I watched the will shane gets cured scene again, and I forgot that Burpy is also ghouled there; the shot that saved his dad also freed Burpy. And does Eli retrieve Burpy, like he usually does?

No. He immediately thinks the worst, walking up to his dad on the ground. Burpy doesn't even cross his mind. And Burpy's chill with it, hopping to will shane just like Eli did. After all, Burpy and Eli only really bonded after Will's disappearance; he obviously knows how much the man means to his son.

Its a great way to subtly hit the viewer with how big and tragic it all is. Imagine watching lightwell and ROTE back to back? Eli nearly sacrifices himself for Burpy a million times, and would again and again and again. But then his dad returns, and the fabric of time (and our understanding of the lore) changes dramatically.

So much so that, in the chaos, Eli touch-Burpy-and-I-will-kill-you Shane has bigger fish to fry that Burpy being back. Its startling to watch. It's something so small, but so impactful. It's even made more clear when Jun - who we learn in slug-fu showdown demands more time from his slugs to trust them - warmly greets Joo-Joo again, and thats the only time we ever really see that from him. and even will says "hello, old friend." and after that? Burpy isn't even ANIMATED, OR ON SCREEN for the last 5 minutes. Like Burpy isn't a main feature of the battle. thats BIZZARE. until...the promise to save his dad. Burpy retook Eli's shoulder, right next to doc.

When else do we see Eli not go above and beyond for his slugs? When others show more care for their team than he does? Never, actually.

It was just there, when he realized he still had a dad, and needed to speak to him first. He's in full "omg dad's here and alive" mode. Of course he is; but a lesser show would have had him reunite with burpy. The end of ROTE is a very harrowing slugterra watch, and its little details like this that made it so poignant. Eli's slugs took the backseat to his dad, on screen and as a part of the narrative itself, till Eli needed them again when he lost his dad for deeply sorrowful second time.

If you ever rewatch this show, keep a very close eye on burpy. What they're doing, how they react to events. Knowing the little guys been around for thousands of years and probably knows all the shane secrets makes all the little emotions fascinating. one of the best things I noticed was when Will saved eli on the ground with burpy; Burpy was growling at blakk while being shot. We havent seen him growl like that since....eli first met Dr Blakk in episode 1 of the entire show. I now see that shot as Burpy's true revenge, for that moment 5 years ago; Will got to shoot Burpy and land a hit with them on the monster who sent him to the deep caverns. Justice at last, for both of them...till, you know.

I'll leave off with one more note: in the show, especially pre-movies, Eli looks to burpy for advice constantly. It's never pointed out, but Eli always checks in: "do i tell them this?" "Is this the right move", etc. When the five of them promise, he didn't have to check. Either he didn't need a second opinion - he knew what his mission was - and/or he already assumed burpy was in agreement. I don't know if eli "grows up" during the slugterra timeline - its only a year - but he does gain more confidence in himself. And thats not him getting over past trauma or not feeling guilty over things anymore - thats on him becoming more accustomed to looking ahead instead of behind him. Like what jun said to pull him back.

If you catch me on ao3, I'm fascinated with the shows absolute hatred toward backstories. I think that's convenient for the writers, duh, but I also interperet it as a mirroring of the shane gang's attitude towards their pasts. They need to go forward, yes, but they also desperately want to move on, to make the past not matter anymore. If they were to make any actual good slugterra content again, I would like them to keep making ROTE-like stories; not even necessarily giving us complete backstories (we didn't even get that with Blakk), but having our characters contend with past events. his dad, of course, but also: Twist. dana. tom por. the goon. eli's mom. any and all lore about pronto, kord, and trixie. Any of these things returning would fit well in any plot they come up with, and continue making slugterra's fight with good and evil more and more personal to the characters. that's what slugterra exceeds at - having a plot's lore tie juuuuuuust slightly to broader slugterra history/culture and making these characters learn and face it together. If you want to make a better future, the past must be resolved.

and I think eli finally realized that at the end of ROTE, even if he spends the rest of the running show letting other missions distract him from that painful reality.

also we can be saved ch 2 is in production and i have monday off, and legend says that if you comment on my other stories my depression will lesson and i can actually produce content again thanks yall i love this fandom :)

[tanukitsuneko-suki]

be the one movie thoughts:

- i forgot what was going on in the show in episode 45 specifically, good thing i was absolutely insane and logged every single brainrot that crossed my mind for like the entire season

- ahahaha sento you're so awesome don't stop the bullets on your motorcycle unarmored, they could've hit your thigh!! and what then!!! how will you frolic on the beach with banjo with an injured leg?!?!?!

- the budget in this movie... it's really high isn't it. they even got more extras and the transformation cgi is better made and inukai somehow looks even prettier

- BANJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- ah.. i'm not entirely spoiler-free watching this movie though. stuff i know might be related to the movie, in no particular order: the enemy is named killbus? (too many evolt/killbus yaoi on ao3), there's a girl character that is interested in banjo and her name always mtls into "mabuchi yui" (i don't know how accurate that translation is), "he is my partner and i need him" (thank you arcane fandom now i've seen that one screenshot more times than i can count), and like... something about selling toys? living in a warehouse together in the new world??

- it IS kinda funny watching this movie starting with a heavy emphasis on sento being targeted while fully knowing he's gonna be angsting about banjo in it likeeee... i don't even have to beg the producers for screentime of my oshi because sento will do it for me

- weird venom. that's probably bad isn't it

- "eh? ore??? nani nani nani..." HE'S SO CUTE CAN I TAKE HIM HOMEEEE "you guys wanna talk????" baby they wanna kill you..

- WAIT ACTUALLY IT SLIPPED MY ATTENTION BECAUSE I WAS BUSY COOING OVER BANJO'S PRETTY FACE AND HIS CUTIEFUL STARE AND HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES BUT THEY JUST GAVE HIM AN INVITATION AND HE'S IN A CAR RN WHERE IS HE GOING????? BABY??? YOU ARE THE HEROINE YOU CAN GET KIDNAPPED BABY!!!!

- i am SO glad we are back to letting sento act like a clumsy dojikko again. i missed him being silly and goofy i missed it SO bad . the finale arc did a number on his whimsy brooo

- HELP THEY SENT A FUCKING HELICOPTER AHAHAHAHA "they're really going all in!!" SENTO PLEASE

- the rabbittank suit is so red and shiny in this movie. i like it

- back on my evolt/banjo/sento grind you guys 💪💪

- ok that's actually fucking cool

- they rented a mall and a stadium and they're going really ham on it lol

- behind a trash can and as a fugitive?? he's SO real

- HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT LITTLE LEG BEHIND HIM HE'S SO GIRLFRIEND

- THAT GLASS THEY THREW ON HIM?? sento looks really good sweating from the heat and absolutely frazzled btw. NO HINT OF COMPOSURE TO BE SEEN

- ow ow o w ow ow Ow OW ow OW that staircase slide looked like it HURT

- sento is so beautiful... i can't be caught saying these for men in their mid-twenties. GOD

- oh.. ah... what did sento see...

- leave him alone???? I'VE BEEN EYEING HIM SINCE EPISODE 1 IDGAF IDGAF NO DOUBLES GET OUTTA HERE UGLYYYYYYY

- his grammar leaves much to be desired

- HE'S SO PRETTY!!!!!!! HE'S SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S SOSOOSOSOSOS SOOOOOO SOOO PRETTY BANJO-CHAN LOOK AT ME YOU'RE! SO! PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

- wait i'm fucking crying i just realized it's supposed to be an emotional moment as banjo realizes how much of his life's tragedies is inflicted on him because he's picked arbitrarily by evil space aliens for their agenda BUT he really is just too pretty ican't pay attention to the angst ??

- i go iq offline everytime banjo shows up on screen can anyone tell me how he managed to piece this conclusion together

- AH!!!! ENVELOPE!!!! I SEE!!!

- "you will become the switch to humanity's destruction." well i don't fucking like that. what did he do.

- RITUAL;???????????????? HOLD THE FUCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- DON'T DRAG HIM IN ANY FUCKING RITUAL????? STAY BACK???? FUCKERS

- kazumin "i didn't look"!!! about a villain's upskirt shot... bro.. he's like 'i may be a pervert but i have principles!!'

- goofy ass outfit 😭

- my love for build blinds me frm this honestly lowkey fugly mushroom cut

- inukai is really good at acting distraught... amazing..

- what the. fuck

- WHAT THE FUICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HE ENTERED. OH MY GOF???? YALLLLLLLLLLL. UH. SO. UH. OKAY. SO LET'S CONNECT THIS SLOWLY. HE ENTERED THE SCENE. WITH. A FUCKING. EMO FIT. WHICH IS NICE ON HIM BTW BUT I THINK EVEYRHTING LOOKS NICE ON BANJO SO IT DOESNT COUNT. UHH. BRAIN.BRAINWASHED??? AND LIKE. WOW. HE IS NOTTTTT BEATING THE HEROINE ALLEGATIONS. HEROINE USED AGAINST THE MC. WAHAHAAHHAHA. BUT ALSO. BRO. WAIT. FUCK. THAT HAIR IS STILL KINDA ASS BUT LIKE. WWAAAAAAAOW. FUCK. OKAY. FUCK. I SLAMMED MY HANDS ON THE DESK. YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when they kept showing the guy from the boots up i kept thinking man it would be cool if it's evil banjo and then they show evil banjo . christttt okayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

- ohhh my god he looks so good in a suit. fuckkkk i got it bad you guyys. HELPPPPP HE LOOKS SO GOOD AHHHAAHAHGHHHHHHHHH😍😍😍😍

- okay i have to give these villains kudos for dressing banjo up in a widower fit while they're brainwashing him. amazing. because they're gonna use him to kill his husband. AMAZING WORK EVERYBODY. it's giving till r6 cure IT'S SO GOOD????

- speaking of cure fuck i think wiege has finished streaming now ackkkk brb!!! i'm back. i don't wanna talk about it

- *looks at banjo* "return everyone to normal!!" man okayy

- HE LOOKS SO GOOD!!! banjo only targeting the belt specifically because he may be made to hate kamen riders but he will never be able to kill sento is so. fucking good

- NOBODY TOLD ME BE THE ONE IS GONNA BE A WIFE RETRIEVAL ARC?!!??!?!

- "how does it feel to be betrayed? by the public, by your friends, and even your own partner?" MF HE HAS A SEPARATE CATEGORYYY???!??!?!?!??

- LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!! THEY'RE ALWAYS SO FUCKING MEAN TO HIM GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!

- oh. OHHH. EVOLT'S HERE!! .....back on my evolt/banjo/sento grind everybody!!!!

- "the key to earth's survival would be banjo ryuuga!" i love the contrasting nicknames on him depending on whether we're on the hero or villain side. he's pure unbridled power (nature) and his consequences depend on those who wield him

- HE IS SO PRETTY!!! THEY'RE ALL SO PRETTY IN THIS MOVIE!! GODDAMNIT!!

- OH MY GOD IT'S THAT SCENE!!! HE'S MY PARTNER AND I NEED HJIM AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- BABYYYYYYYY

- important to note here there's like a three-month gap between me starting and then finishing this movie and i finished the entirety of w before i got back here so if there are tone changes that is the likely reason

- "if you want banjo back... BRING THE PANDORA BOX TO WHERE I TELL YOU!" hold on... JUST BANJO????😭😭

- they had like a 5th gay montage in the movie you can NOT be serious

- OOMFS WE GOT IT WE FINALLY REACHED ITTTTTTTTTT. HE IS MY PARTNER AND I NEED HIM. HE IS MY IMPORTANT PARTNER

- "everything about me is fabricated" to "our friendship... that was not a fabrication." OHHHH I FEEL SICK OHHHHHHHHHH

- utsumi's funny as fuck i'm still bitter he died!!!!!!

- misora's actor is really good at staring blankly into space

- pandora box looking like those huge foam play tiles they have at kindergarten never fails to make me crack up

- IJBOOOOOOOOOL WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

- WELL HE GOT HIM!!! THAT'S GOOD!!!!

- i love how quickly sento got the memo that the universe essentially gave them early engagement presents. good for him. good for him..

- THE BUILD DRIVER HAS TWO SLOTS FOR RYUUSEN????? IT WAS FOR RYUUSEN ALL ALONG??? SHUT THE FUCK UP

- "it will work because it's our bottles" ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- i genuinely don't know what sento was expecting when he henshined both of them into one rider LMFAOOO

- they're live broadcasting the earth's destruction bro we are so cooked

- THE ENDING SONG IS SO GOOD. WAIT ARE THERE BLOOPERS THOUGH

- good movie

- OH. THAT'S ZI-O

[bubble-popping]

day 24 and my friend sent me smth that was so drunznoblade coded I had to write smth for it

based off this but this is just the first part :)

It was all really fuzzy for Punz, especially when his head was pounding as bad as it was. Just trying to think back on what happened caused another wave of head-splitting pain. They definitely drank way too much last night...

God, he needed a tylenol. Some food would be nice too. A breakfast burrito sounded so good right about now. Was taco bell still serving breakfast? Actually, what time was it anyway?

Punz had to squint when he looked at his phone, the only way he was able to stand the glare of the screen. However, before they could even think about looking up taco bell's menu times, they noticed they had a full notification bar. After clicking and scrolling a bit, just seeing the typical posts and messages from his friends saying how awesome last night was, he got to one from a group chat.

They didn't recognize either of the profiles, and the only message was from one of them.

"Did you make it home safe, baby? Heart emoji?" He mumbled to himself, a tone of awe in his morning voice.

'who is this??' He wrote back. Clicking on the profiles brought him to one account that was totally private with a blank image while the other was filled with pictures of a fluffy haired blonde posing next to friends, family, and food. Now they were really hungry...

He got a response sooner than he anticipated.

'u forgot abt us already? :('

'we made out like half the night man'

Punz had to read that twice just to make sure he wasn't seeing things. Half the night? They must've been wasted to not only agree to that but then not remember it at all.

"Sapnap," he hissed at his roommate, knocking on the wood of their bunk bed in an attempt to wake up the younger man.

His answer was a long groan, which when translated meant 'leave me the fuck alone.'

"Dude, wake up!" They pressed, tossing a pillow up onto Sapnap's bed. It was promptly thrown right back at their face.

"What? Tryna sleep off this fuckin' hangover, dude..." Sapnap leaned over the edge to glare at them, bedhead even messier than usual.

"What happened at the party last night?"

"What are you talkin' about?"

"Did I make out with someone?"

Sapnap appeared just as confused as him until realization slowly dawned on his face, then he was laughing. "Oh, dude. Yeah, that shit was wild. I got some other friends to come and you guys were going at it."

Punz visibly recoiled, cheeks red and brow furrowed. "Are you serious? Wha-how? Why??"

"How the hell would I know? I think we were playing like spin the bottle? Or something? You got Dream and then went back for seconds, I guess. Oh and Techno, you were all over Techno, bro."

"Who?"

Before he could respond, Punz's phone buzzed again. They looked down to see more messages.

'so r we still gonna meet 2day'

'or did you forget that too?'

"They wanna meet with me." Punz glanced up for Sapnap's reaction only to find the younger man had, presumably, returned to his pillow. "Sapnap!"

"What?!" He leaned back over, frowning. "I told you I'm tryna sleep!"

"Should I meet them? They're still like, total strangers, bro."

"Yeah, strangers, but you were sticking your tongue down their throats." Sapnap rolled his eyes while Punz turned an impossible shade of red and made and affronted noise. "If it gets your ass outta the dorm for once, then go." With that, he once again plopped down, and this time Punz thought it best to let him be.

Blunt as he put it, he was right on some level. These Dream and Techno people clearly cared about them, at least enough to want to meet again.

At worst, he'd be able to ask questions and fill in the blanks of what happened last night.

[fireworkscore]

✨️| assclass live action 2015

I finished the first live action a month ago but I rewatched it. My thoughts and a bit of detail for the ending scenes!

SPOILER ALERT ⚠️

So the concept is obviously the same, Korosensei teaching Class E blah blah blah. But smth I realized is that from the app I watched his name is "Korosensei" while people on the internet protested as to why was his name "UT", and even in the trailers I saw it as UT which stands for Unkillable Teacher. (I was so disappointed)

I didnt get to hear what the students actually call him, I watched it on mute because my house is quiet and I didn't want anyone to hear ToT

The actors didn't suit, people say. And they complained on why did they need to change the hair color to be more 'realistic', I'm on neither side on this one, bcuz i think both will be cool! (Karma's hair will be red on the second movie, but not on this one)

You can definitely recognize some of them only from this picture. Okajima, Nakamura and Okuda for me, its so obvious. Something that kind of upsets me is that Nagisa didn't look like a girl and he wasn't short.

The script removed some major character arcs too, including the baseball tournament; and apparently they also have a movie-exclusive character, Ayaka (i think? I forgot) from Class D that was previously either Nagisa Shiota's friend or love interest, she left for another man after Nagisa went to E-Class.

They didn't remove the Assassination camp, which I'm glad of, but instead of peeking to the bathroom where Korosensei was supposedly bathing in, they peeked to the girls bathroom which got caught. Nagisa, who was dragged into it, couldn't run as fast as the others and covered his face, saying that he's definitely Kaede Kayano and not Nagisa.

Akira Takaoka came and nothing was different from it I think.

I think the major changes happened in the end and for the transfer students:

On Karma's day he didn't do as much as he did in the manga and anime, and that's all I can say 🫠 (maybe he was closer to Nagisa? I think so) his iconic jump-of-a-cliff scene is still there tho!

On Ritsu's days, after she got the upgrade from Korosensei, she wasn't 'fixed' again by the government, she was left that way and had the full-body screen till the end.

On Itona's FIRST day it was basically the same, though he entered from the ceiling instead of the wall. He also didn't eat sweets and read magazines. That was his first day, he didn't have a second day in the river when they all swam (those scenes weren't on the script)

Something I just had to search up after seeing Itona in the live action was how old was the actor when he played Itona, because he looked SO young. Turns out (after counting from his birth year) Seishiro Kato, Itona's actor, was 14 in 2015, almost Itona's real age. But because the other actors were around 20, the height difference is crazy.

That is a scene from (almost) the ending by the way.

I feel the need to tell every near-ending scenes with the details, they're the major differences with the anime/manga and I need to yap 😓

Yes, Itona made a second appearance along with Akira Takaoka's revenge, siding with him, which is movie-exclusive. On the finals, after trying to kill Korosensei but failed, it was supposed to be on the island, but in the movie it's in front of the E-Class building. If I'm not wrong there are 6 people who got a perfect score in one subject for final term, but I think the anime had 7? At first they only thought there were three, but the Terasaka gang boys revealed that they got a perfect score on Home EC.

When Korosensei became his ultimate defense form the students were giving up because Korosensei said even if they lock him in a room with anti-sensei materials for 24 hours until he changed back he would just explode along with everything around him; and before they could go anywhere after hearing that Yukiko Kanzaki fell out of high fever, along with a few of the others.

Takaoka burst through to the yard with his monster truck, and mocked them. He said that he became a joke to the Defense Ministry and it itched him when he remembered his fight with Nagisa every night. Takaoka threatened that he will destroy the antidotes if Nagisa didn't give him Korosensei. Realizing that the lives of the kids were in danger, Karasuma approached Nagisa who was holding Korosensei as he was about to give him to Takaoka. But he was stopped by Korosensei who said the negotiation seemed off.

Takaoka couldn't wait any longer, he was mad and tentacles were showed from behind him, it was Itona who was on his truck, siding with Takaoka. He was about to hit Nagisa but the attack hit Karasuma instead who protected him.

Soon Karma pulled Nagisa away as they flee, they reached some sort of transmission tower and climbed it through a ladder. Itona broke the ladder in between Karma and Nagisa, which left Nagisa hanging below him. Nagisa threw Korosensei for Karma to catch.

Karma and Itona fought for the next few minutes on the transmission tower platform, which resulted in Karma being cornered. He said he surrendered but he shot a look at Nagisa to say that he had a plan, while looking upward to the sky that was getting dark. *¹

Before Itona could take Korosensei Karma threw him for Nagisa to catch, and before Itona could attack Nagisa, lightning struck and rain began to brew, the tentacles' fatal weakness.

OKAY SO this scene left me jumping around the room, throwing pillows, and made my mom check on me and I said I saw a bug. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

Itona's tentacles were down, Nagisa approached him and hugged him. ASJAJHSDAUBDUWBDIANSJDJWJA

I cant get a clear picture because it was raining and the vid quality is 350p 😢 but thats Nagisa, holding Korosensei, and Itona

I could tell that Itona was surprised by the way he looked up at Nagisa (if only its canon height it would've been looked downwards). Then Nagisa cut off Itona's tentacles with an anti-sensei knife, and Itona fell on the platform, leaving him sat down.

Korosensei suggested the boy to join class, which he didn't answer. Nagisa got a message from Ritsu saying that their friends were in danger.

The next scene was Nagisa facing Takaoka in the yard, but seeing that Kaede was tied and threatened to be suffocated, he decided it was better off to surrender, like Karma did. But he had a trick.

He pretended to be vulnerable and bowed low, which was pleasing for Takaoka's ego, but when Takaoka kicked Nagisa's head with his feet Nagisa only laughed. When I turned the volume on apparently there was a small sound, Nagisa's phone ringtone, the same one from the transmission tower scene, showing that his friends were watching and had his back.

Okay so, this part also made me laugh (in relief). Nagisa gave Takaoka the bag he was holding, supposedly with Korosensei inside, but when he opened it there was only a basketball.

Takaoka turned around to face Nagisa, only to see the whole class all healthy again. Manami Okuda had made the REAL antidote.

It was cut to the next scene, Bitvh-sensei was shooting some sort of...small cementballs at Takaoka's subordinates, Takaoka himself was half buried in a cement and was played with. (I saw someone putting a dirty sock in front of his face)

Not yet the ending! Because Korosensei was taken by the government to be put in a locked place that would bury him and explode, it was almost guaranteed to succeed. Korosensei gave his last words to E-Class and all of them cried (even Karasuma that was a bit sad) i was so confused, like, i thought Korosensei was indeed going to die, but it wasn’t season 2 yet.

But after it exploded, Korosensei appeared behind them laughing, saying that his ultimate defense form exploded along with everything around it, saving him in Mach 20 speed. They all laughed (with tears) including Bitvh-sensei and Karasuma-sensei while the whole government team ran away in chaos.

Class E continued to be Assassination Classroom in the second term, and here is one question for all of you who read this and have seen the live action. This movie is part 1, season 1, right? And it was in 2015 which means season 2 hadn't been released. But Itona had joined classes and there was a few frames with a glimpse of Kaede's tentacles. Even Shiro said this.

Its probably from the manga, but its not on season one which means they're...spoilers for the people watching in 2015.

Gakushuu Asano and the gang didn't appear on the first live action (and I forgor if they even appear in the second one) although they had such an important character arc.

*¹ I just realized when writing the Karma vs. Itona scene on the tower, but I think its a tiny bit reference to (or at least reminded me of) chapter 161 in the manga, that wasn't in the anime. It was a chapter with mainly Karma and Itona's small arc where they figured they didn't need to act all tough everytime. On the first panels Itona took his words (from his first day) back, the one where he said he was stronger than Karma, finally admitting that he's fine not being strong; and Karma who surrendered to a gang of bullies, realizing that it was no use and there's no chance for him against them AT THE TIME, which was surprising considering his ego 🥲 in the live action, Karma surrendered to Itona (at least he acted like it) and Itona didn't fight when Nagisa hugged him.

I didnt add every detail and mainly the ending I'm rlly sorry 🫠 there are a lot of websites you can watch it in, like Bstation but I suggest the app.

Did I seem giving special treatment to a character here? Maybe because its in the ending? Sorry if yes 😭

Anyways! I wrote this instead of studyin for exam so thankii if y'all read this far! ──★ ˙🧷 ̟ !!

[stitching-in-time]

Voyager rewatch s7 ep9: Flesh and Blood

This is a two parter they aired as one double length episode, but honestly I think it could have been a regular length episode. It didn't feel particularly special or epic, and there was a lot meandering around the same points over and over, which could have easily been condensed. I'm tired of having so many Doctor-centric episodes so close together- they've been focused on him so much that I started to forget that some of the other characters even existed. I was actually taken by surprise when Chakotay appeared on screen in this one- I literally thought 'oh, he's a Voyager character too! That's right! I forgot about him!' And that's not good!!

Even beyond my dislike of the Doctor as a character, I'm not super into episodes that debate hologram rights, since artificial lifeforms personhood was already established in the Next Gen episode 'The Measure of a Man', and also because I just don't think they should be making sentient holograms in the first place. AI is just not something humanity needs to create in real life, and I'm not into it in fiction either. Sentient computers are totally unneccessary, they will always end up killing us, it's never gonna be good! Didn't anybody read Frankenstein?! Obviously the Hirogen didnt, because they used the holodeck technology Voyager gave them in 'The Killing Game' to create holographic prey that learns and adapts, which ends up turning on them, and killing them instead.

While I do appreciate that they made an attempt to have some continuity from The Killing Game', I think it's kind of negated by not tying it back to that story's theme of the forward thinking Hirogen trying to change their way of life for the better. It would have been more interesting to see what effect the concept of simulated hunts had on their society, rather than just having them program the holograms to be too smart, so now they're killing everybody. Since these are different Hirogen than we met in Killing Game, that implies all the Hirogen just embraced the holographic hunts easily, which seems unlikely, but ok. I'd honestly have rather had a story fleshing out the Hirogen culture as more than just bloodthirsty hunters (with no women apparently???), since they're very one dimensional when that's all we see of them.

But once again, it ends up being a Doctor story, since the rogue holograms kidnap him and try to recruit him to their cause of hologram liberation. They say they only want to find a planet of their own to live in peace, and they try to convince the Doctor to join them. It seems to work, because the Doctor is swayed enough to betray Voyager to help them, even though he knows they've killed lots of people, and altered his program so he would experience what they did in the hunts in an attempt to gain his sympathy. If holograms really are as much real people as flesh and blood people, then messing with their minds without their consent should be no-no, but I guess the Doctor is cool with people who violate his rights as long as they're holograms too. But this is apparently not a red flag for him, since he decides to go live with the holograms when they reach the planet. (Wtf?? He's that easily persuaded to leave Voyager? I guess it's not the first time though- I honestly wish he would just leave for good if he hates them all that much- I wouldn't miss him!)

They end up kidnapping B'Elanna too, so she can help them set up a new holo-emitter they need to live outside of their ship. She's obviously not happy about it, but she strikes up a friendship with the hologram's engineer, Kejal, who seems much more reasonable than their increasingly fanatical leader, Iden, whom the Doctor has become friendly with.

At first, Iden seems reasonable, but he gradually slides into thinking he's a god. (Once they start inventing patriarchal religion, you know bad shit is gonna go down!!) The Doctor finally realizes that Iden's a little crazy when he says he doesn't want any organic art forms in their hologram society- and tbh, I think realizing that Iden hates opera, and won't want to hear him sing ever, is the real reason the Doctor decides to go back to Voyager again, lmao. But then Iden starts attacking ships, stealing their holograms, and killing their crews for no reason, and the scales finally fall from the Doctor's eyes, and he agrees to help stop him.

Voyager had been tracking the Hirogen ship that was tracking the cloaked holograms, and with their help, and that of Kejal, they manage to disable the holograms after Iden decides to hunt the Hirogen for sport like they did to him. They rescue B'Elanna and the Doctor, and the Hirogen engineer Voyager rescued decides to join forces with Kejal, to reprogram the rest of the holograms so they won't be vicious killers anymore, in the hopes they will finally live in peace.

Once again, the Doctor gets no consequences for his actions, despite having quite literally betrayed Voyager by giving the holograms information that allowed them to disable and almost destroy the ship. By going along with them for so long, it led to the deaths of a transport ship crew, and a dozen more Hirogen. Janeway says it's okay though, because he's just doing what he believed was right, and she has to treat him like a real person- but even if he were a real person, his actions are still very much not okay!!! Tom did what he thought was right without her persmission once, and she threw him in the brig for a month! Harry got in trouble for having sex with someone without asking permission! But the Doctor put Voyager in danger, got people kidnapped and killed, and he gets no punishment?? What??? I guess rules are for the rest of the crew, but Seven and the Doctor are so special that they're above the law and get to do whatever they want! Ok, fine, whatever, Seven and the Doctor are always right and everyone else is always wrong, got it! *eyeroll*

Once again, we wasted not one, but two whole episodes on the Doctor, who learned nothing, and will not be a better person for it going forward. Despite the extra long run time, the plot still felt kind of jumbled and hard to follow, and the scenes with the Doctor and the holograms felt repetitive and tiresome.

Tl;dr: Yet another pointless Doctor episode that didn't have anything new or interesting to say, and failed to give him any real character growth yet again. Could have easily been a shorter episode, or better yet, a different storyline all together.

[todayimgonnaplay]

Today I'm gonna play: Transformers: Devastation

I loved Transformers as a kid, with the movies and some of the cartoons, namely Transformers: Animated and Transformers: Cybertron, and Optimus Prime was my favourite because I was obsessed with the colour red (even though he's got some blue too). I haven't been in touch with the series since. After playing Kingdom Hearts 3 a few months ago (I really liked the gameplay in that one to be honest), I needed something else to scratch that KH itch, and somewhere in a subreddit while looking for fast-paced hack and slash games, I saw this as a suggestion. Completely bewildered yet curious, I decided to give it a try. (Also as I'm writing this I realized this game was developed by Platinum Games. I've not really played anything in their library other than try a little bit of their TMNT game which I may try again, neither have I tried Nier: Automata, so I'm going in blind.)

And what a blast it was! But two cons to say about this first; It's a really short game, one you can finish in a single sitting. And what's really sad is that you actually cannot purchase this game anymore as Activision took it off digital stores, so I had to find another way to get it. But as someone that only has time to play during evenings, the first con isn't too bad for me. I have also played a few Transformers games over the years, mostly on PSP and one on PS2 based on the first movie, and none of them compare to this. It doesn't feel as clunky as them, and you can actually use your vehicle mode for both traversing AND as a way to find chests, destroy obstacles, or as a combo finisher in combat! I've never seen this in any other Transformers game before. For a game that's technically designed for younger audiences, this packs in a lot of good hard work put in. And for once it's actually nice to see a children-oriented game (and a licensed one too) actually be on par as a game that's meant for older audiences. The combat is flashy and slick, although sometimes awkward with the amount of options and lots of things happening in the background. But the controls are easy to master regardless. It can be button mashy if you treat it like one, but there are a nice couple of options that allow you to attack enemies both closed and long range. The game consists of 7 chapters, and each of them have a bunch of missions which are basically enemy spawns. I'm not sure why they made them as missions, but every time you do complete them, a quick little results screen pops up, giving your overworld a brief slow motion effect while the sound dims down, and it doesn't intrude for long. It's a really neat effect that keeps the action going. The missions are also non-linear and they're optional too if you just prefer to focus on story. One surprising aspect is that their synthesis system for your weapons which uses your other weapons as materials to upgrade them. You get a nice variety of them too, such as dual blades, hammers, axes, sword, and different types of long range weapons like blasters, launchers, and rifles. All of this depends on the 5 unlockable characters you use, as each of them have a compatibility with certain weapons. You also got these other upgrades called T.E.C.H which gives you random buffs. My criticism for this however is that this system is expensive, so it doesn't give you much room to upgrade unless you grind a lot. Another thing I like is that the game has a few optional reminders for certain things such as breaking through obstacles to go to the next area, or finding loot. I actually tried a bit of the prologue about a month or two ago so I forgot everything about this game. Seeing reminders quickly helped me get back up to speed and it would be nice to see more games do this. And as Transformers could come under sci-fi, a lot of unknown terminology tends to come with it. Luckily the game explains them in a very simple and concise manner, while still moving on with the story. Some games that come under the same/similar genre fail to note this, such as Final Fantasy 13, and Mirror's Edge: Catalyst. However, it does take a step back when it comes to loot from enemies. For a fast-paced game, you'd probably want to maintain that flow as you go from enemy to enemy, area to area. But at some point I realized, my character is not drawing in the loot! I have to physically go to the place where the enemy died and just run around it to collect everything, and THEN continue. Having that flow interrupted can be quite annoying. It's also sad that the environment design isn't very varied. I'm assuming it was on a smaller budget as it's a licensed game, but considering what the game has in terms of content, I'm not too disappointed about it.

I would like to say that this game has huge Hi-Fi Rush vibes going on, that at some point I mistakenly thought this was made by Tango Gameworks, or at least some of the staff. Everything from that saturday morning feel with your favourite cartoon series (and this fits here for Transformers), the flashy combat, and the rock music, and even the upgrades system, it has it all. It's literally like if Hi-Fi Rush wasn't a rhythm action game, and just action. Overall, I'm quite satisfied with what this game has to offer, and I think it's a hidden gem of sorts. I'll definitely be checking out more of Platinum Games' catalogue in the future!

Terms exclusive to the game:

Synthesis - Upgrades system for weapons using other weapons in your inventory as materials T.E.C.H - Equippable buffs that you can create which are randomly generated

[bouncybrain]

This is my second time doing the fight mentioned in this post. The only changes are: holding my hand in a different position to hit the buttons better and increased movement sensitivity (originally used either 65 or 75, which is not default). All other settings, including the in-game zoom, are the same. The characters were leveled up a little between fights, but the team comp is also the same, not that it really matters here.

Analysis (complaining) below. (Keep in mind this is a 10.9" iPad)

First problem: sight.

This isn't usually a problem in the open world when you can just swing your camera around mostly however you want. Most wandering enemies I've come across have enough variety making them less of a mass across the screen and more an Enemy You Can See. Long legs, taller than they are wide, or just about the height of a tall character. Also the human ones. Even other boss fights I've encountered so far have similar visual designs that don't eat up your screen space: being more vertical than horizontal is key when you're creating a game built for horizontal screens. They even managed this with the. The. The motorcycle guy. I forgot what that one was called. Whatever it is, this character, while sometimes quite wide, also has enough verticality that nearly all movement is visible regardless of where you're standing next to it.

This fucking turtle. This fucking turtle. Not only is it exceptionally wide, it's just tall enough to place the majority of its bulk over half the screen. This kind of view is already awful, because you're supposed to attack the legs and/or head, except most of your screen is the shell and the shell. And the shell. If you happen to go under the turtle while attacking, fuck you! You don't get to see anymore! Not only is this turtle apparently designed to eat up the screen while simply existing, its attacks do the same. Consider the... shooty things. Yeah, you get shot at from the sky! They have HP and you can lock onto them (I didn't look at them in this fight, but I did in the original--there's four arranged in a square above the turtle). But I said they're above the turtle. Haven't I been complaining about how much of the screen it covers up on its own? Yeah. You can't see those. Your only hints are tiny arrows on the screen or getting shot. Because there's a turtle in the way.

"Just use a character that can attack from a distance!" Let me present my next point:

Targeting and locking on.

In this video, you can see that little circle that indicates a lock-on moving around. Watch carefully, though, because the tiny icon on the left beneath the joystick is the lock-on icon. Tapping this icon will lock you onto a target and keep you there, most of the time (some enemies move too quickly or something, that fight as Jiyan was fucked up and when I started to realize maybe the combat wasn't that cool, actually). In order to release the lock-on, this icon must be held. It will flash upon being tapped/held.

Would you mind scrolling back up and watching those first attacks again, keeping an eye on that teeny icon for me? Yeah, I didn't touch that at all, did I? Instead of locking onto, say, the head (dangerous to stand in front of, obviously, and what happened when I did this fight the first time), it doesn't seem able to decide on whether it should pick a head or a leg, or, ooh, that leg! This might be the "assisted aiming" function but I haven't tested that out, yet. It's still absolutely abysmal.

I have a video here where I actually use the lock-on system during a (normal open-world) fight. Pardon the quality, by the way, this was the only way to prolong the period between mysterious crashes. The problem I have with using it should be pretty obvious from that, but if you're still a little confused: it locked onto enemies a fuck-off distance away, who were just standing there, not actively eating my leg, because it won't realize you're being eaten from behind (heh) until you turn your camera around. That's a problem because it won't let you turn around until you hold that tiny icon down for a second or two to unlock from the target.

I didn't use the lock-on function because it's stupid. Also it likes locking onto the head of the turtle, which, as I said, is not the best place to stand. In my first fight, I tried to lock onto the legs, but the lock-on kept breaking whenever the turtle reared and then reattaching... to the ... head. Someone replied to my last post about this fight mentioning that it was incredibly difficult to attack the bell because it can and will target anything except the bell.

Attacking from a distance when you can't even lock onto your target properly isn't as viable of a tactic when you've been focusing on one leg and suddenly your target is all the way back at the head of the turtle instead, even though you were all the way at the back leg. Also the tail and head move around a lot and either break the targeting or they just get in the way normally.

Additionally... not really part of the fight, but....

LORE

Your first fight with this turtle happens during a quest where they're gassing this thing up like it's a final boss! It killed all these people! It has only one real weak spot! But it's so so so dangerous! The bell is the giant glowing weak spot, but all the information you're getting from the NPCs is that you shouldn't go straight for the bell.

In reality, my first fight I kept accidentally hitting the jump button instead of the dodge/sprint button and my character kept vaulting up onto the shell. This second fight I held my hand in a different position to avoid that problem, but... you can see how easy it is to be on the shell. Hell, I could have stayed on the shell from the start despite that tilt that made my character slide off, because I did that the first time.

See, I thought the bell was actually a good spot to hit. Because all the information was telling me that. And then I hit it because I'd just stayed on the back the whole time. Yeah, no. That is the weak spot, but not like that. Just ignore everything the NPCs said and attack the legs and/or head until it knocks out.

And, like

movement

I guess? Movement on mobile is never going to be super smooth. Not even an hour before this I was taking in the scenery near the edge of a cliff and I went to turn around and instead sent Calcharo careening straight down to the ground. So. Like. It's not good. You can see that from how before I even start the fight he starts walking away and I have to turn him back in the right direction. This isn't just a WuWa thing, though, just how the touchscreen joystick works, a very normal thing you have to accept if you're allowed to walk around a 3D space with a touchscreen. You can't just tap tap tap to inch around. Whole hog it or bust. Also don't stand this close to edges.

[weed-ols]

Reviewing Every UKISS Release: By Unpopular Demand ~ BREAK TIME

Well, we're here, at the end of an era, the last album featuring Kibum, and the last album Xander did before rejoining 12 years later. I remember being absolutely obsessed with the choreo as a wee little tweenie, while also having the sense to be a little embarrassed by the lyrics.

BREAK TIME - 4th Mini Album | 2010.10.04

So this release absolutely changed my tweenage brain chemistry in a way I can't fully explain. Maybe it was the song, maybe the lyrics, maybe the MV, maybe the fantastic choice to just style them in suits, I don't know, but tweenie me was so down for this. Still fairly normal about them though.

And first, before anything else, can we all just appreciate how bad this cover is? Like it's so fake-looking that Xander looks like he's been photoshopped in, and they look like they're just standing with a green screen (which is probably it). NH is nothing if not consistent in being low budget.

Anyway, this little spiel pertains less to the actual album and their activities at the time, and more about the behind the scenes stuff. So for Hoon's birthday livestream, he had Xander as his special guest, and we learn some real foul stuff about NH. Hoon was brought in roughly around this release, give or take some, and Xander was put in charge of teaching him all the songs and dances. Now Hoon was under the impression he was just a new addition, but Xander already knew he was out. Again, I'll see you in hell, NH.

So some idle thoughts that have arisen from this - did the others also think Hoon was joining them as an addition? Is that why Kibum was moved to the rap line for this release? Were they under the same assumption with AJ, or did they not know about him joining them? I feel like some of this has been said before, so maybe one day I'll do a real deep dig to try to find something on this.

Intro (Before Yesterday) | YouTube Music 209k | Spotify 22k

This intro is so good they falsely promised us a full version

"More than present/Mordney present" iconic

Love the lowkey chill vibes and the always-wonderful Soohyun/Kevin duet

That last "meolli wasseo" Kevin does? Incredible

"Yeah girl" Eli makes me chortle all the time

I never listened to intros as a kid, but this one had me by the jugular

To go from this right into Shut Up!! is so good, what a change in tone

8.75/10 I still have the faintest hope that one day we'll get the full version

Shut Up!! (Audio) | YouTube Music 5.6M | Spotify 534k

"This is more than present/mordney present" I always laugh at this it's so good

You know it's gonna be a banger when you hear that

Having Dongho, the babiest of babies with babyfaces, do the oppa parts is so iconic

"Girl you're pissin me off" if I had a nickel for every time Eli says he's pissed off...

So yeah this song is basically 3 minutes of Soohyun and Kevin aggressively singing back and forth, with a quick break for Xander, Eli, and Kibum to butt in, Dongho being funny, and Kiseop's one line

For the longest time, I didn't even realize Kiseop had that line I genuinely thought it was Kevin because of the backtrack

I think even though when I think of this song, I think of Kevin, Soohyun carried this harder he's just more aggressive in singing

The lyrics are very funny when we look back now, and peak UKISS "baby I hate you you cheated on me >:("

I think this is the most woman-hating of their songs, except for DORADORA maybe, but that's less aggressive

The comments under this are super funny too, insisting it has to be Shut Up!! and not just Shut Up, and that the exclamation marks are very important because of how loud they are

I forgot to mention this last time, but Bingeul Bingeul and Shut Up!! are both on the shorter end of their title tracks, clocking in around 3:10-3:15, but they both feel very complete

8.5/10 I have such a soft spot for this song, okay? It helped revive their careers, is slightly embarrassing to listen to but also a very solid song on its own, I just really love it.

Shut Up!! (MV) | Official upload 3.9M

There's two versions of this that aren't really that different - the clean version and the full version

I think the clean version just has some of the shirtless shots removed? I don't remember

God I remember watching this every single day I could as a kid

"High definition" meaning 480p which to be fair, was high def for us back then

Kevin learning that this only goes up to 480p when they used a "super expensive camera" still cracks me up

Also not the girl in the MV being way more famous than all of them combined now lol

All of them except for Eli looked so awkward with her

THE SUBWAY SET that's actually just a set they made in their usual warehouse

I think it was in Standing Still where they pointed out where they filmed this

Those white suits are ~*~sophisticated~*~

Absolutely iconic part of the choreo

Was it in Midnight Idols when the one senior idol was like bro what the hell are you guys doing?

The blue suits are also ~*~sophisticated~*~

They were trendsetters for this

Kiseop's crop top is goated I can't even begin to describe its impact on me

Peak bad boy with a dash of indecency

The necklines, the gloves, the wrist accessories, the hats, the washed out lighting, the abandoned warehouse, the thickening and darkening of the dramatic guyliner *chef's kiss*

The way he just kinda hops out

I wheezed a little at this frame

These shots are absolutely hilarious

Look at the art project on Kevin I don't remember how much time he said they spent on it

It's so funny looking at him compared to Kiseop like you can tell which is fake

Interesting who was made to go topless and was kept clothed

Anyway put on some clothes, you'll catch cold from the wind

Also, nothing like hanging out in the locker room? steam room? whatever with the boys while lounging around and putting on smoulders

Peak "look natural look natural look natural"

I just thought this frame looked funny

Soohyun doing normal people things and just shouting "WAE JAKKU" in her face

That's actually a pretty nice shot of them

I'm reminded of the comments asking if they got into a fight with cats

It was an aesthetic of the times, that's for sure

Eli, once again with his funny hats

I completely forgot about the French tattoos

Luckily, I now know enough French to confidently say that says "lie/lying" okay we're just namecalling women now

'Like nothing happened" lol that's so dramatic

Like their last two MVs, not much story, just a bunch of dancing in abandoned warehouses and subways, chilling in the locker room with the boys half-naked, some shots of Eli on a motorcycle, and all of their solo shots with the girl

I guess Eli is technically the main protagonist of this, what this is, I'm not sure

7/10 I like their outfits when they're clothed, and I love the shot of them lounging on their logo. Wish it was more dramatic though, like come on you guys are supposed to be angry bad men put some (not-drawn on) muscle to it

Shut Up!! (Stages) | Highest viewed 542k (Fan upload)

Highest official upload is 241k MuCore

Or 1.9M if we count the TeenKiss stage (which I personally love because both Soohyun and Kevin are very hot there)

Also, remember how Eli broke his hand while practicing this dance and then showed up to the next music show with a cast/splint/I don't remember?

He really shouldn't have done that like bro let your hand heal????

Look at Dongho's shoulders lmao he was so short compared to them

Like it's bad enough he's the babiest babyface but he's also the shortest??? Makes the performance 100x funnier

So styling, not much to say. They're all in tailored black suits, simple patterned ties, and I think they all have natural/slightly lightened hair, and no crazy hairstyles

Eli, Xander, and Kiseop have theirs styled as combovers - Kiseop looks good, though I'd tone down the eyeliner, and I'd say it's not the best but also not the worst for Eli and Xander

The others just have very natural hairstyles (also this is not the last time Kevin has this cut)

Who gave Eli the double-breasted jacket? It looks so...tight on him. There's honestly a few parts in the dance where I wonder if it really was tight because he's not leaning back very much, but he does do other shoulder movements so I don't know

I don't have anything to say I just really love this choreo no matter what and I'm so mad they didn't do it in their 2016 concert version

Another favourite bit of choreo

Soohyun's so aggressive here I love it he's never not committed

The fact that this bit of the dance is just because of a pun lol

Also he really is just touching and caressing everyone in this dance like he immediately goes to touching Kibum's face after this

Love hearing the crisp clap from the mics that's always so satisfying

They really love doing this kind of choreo in their dances

Not Kiseop nearly slipping on this, but good on him for catching himself without much interruption

Soohyun in the centre, right where he belongs

Oh wait they don't have the handkerchiefs for this one?

I love the choreo for this, the use of height to make interesting images, the sharp to smooth arms, and the entire chorus dance

Timing that kind of delayed effect is honestly such a pain to practice but it looks so cool

Also love the heaviness used for the pizza tossing choreo

Dance-wise, they all did really good, they're all sharp, well-timed, and throwing their whole body into the small details

The footwork's not the most difficult, but I also don't expect these dances to be that difficult since they have to sing

Dongho, again, serving the most face because this concept feels like it was made for him

Singing sounded live for the most part, but a lot of it is kind of hard to hear because of the backtrack

8/10, Shut Up!! has such a precious place in my heart, and I love the full choreo

Ooh found the handkerchiefs!!

Also this is the one where Eli's wearing a brace on his hand

I like all the individual pieces of these outfits, but not all together

The blue is nice, and the material is shiny but not baggy-looking, and I like the maroon dress shirts, but I don't love them paired together. The sparkly grey ties are a super nice touch though

I like these maroon suits

Xander's hair is like a baby version of his MMHN hair lol

No handkerchiefs though

The monochrome suits are really nice, though I'm questioning Kiseop's and Xander's hair

No handkerchiefs here either huh I thought this had more handkerchiefs

Wait is this a pre-dab dab?

The way that this video started off as 144p even though it's set at 1080p

Handkerchiefs are back baby!!!

I really like these white suits they look really good

Light It Up | YouTube Music 644k | Spotify 85k

This is Soohyun's song, everyone else is just a feature

Like half the song is just him, Kevin, Dongho, and Xander make up the other half, plus a couple of lines from Kiseop and Eli

And I wouldn't have it any other way, he kills this song

Also don't think there's any Kibum lines in this

It's so good, like it's crazy this is just a B-side

Feel like a broken record, but I kind of wish there was less autotune used so we can experience Soohyun's voice in all its glory

How do we not have a live of this? That feels like a crime

I like the Kevin/Kiseop part leading into Soohyun and the first chorus

We're veering right back into "baby I love you please come back I miss you" territory

I'm also pretty sure half this song is just the chorus

8.75/10 love the chorus/Soohyun solo, and I like how the song builds and swells

Rock Ya' Body | YouTube Music 257k | Spotify 11k

Common Soohyun/Kevin duet with brief features from the others

I hear Kiseop for a couple of lines in the chorus, Eli is doing the "clap clap..." part, I'm fairly certain it's Xander doing the rap verse, and Dongho might have the last line of the chorus. I don't know about Kibum

He might have a line in the chorus? Maybe the "clap it up" part? I can't really tell who's doing that

Like I'm not gonna lie I'm really bad at picking out Kibum's voice, and it's super difficult with all this autotune

But yeah standard arrogant UKISS dance track, a precursor to TOP THAT, if you will

Kevin opening with "hey little mama" is so funny

Soohyun's little "I'm hot news baby" is also very funny

Another borderline UKISS Sex Song, but I'm not counting it because it's not explicit enough

Love the persistent clapping throughout the song it's super catchy

8.25/10 it's a fun and catchy dance track, and that's something these guys do very well

Avater | YouTube Music 67k | Spotify 12k

Okay I have no idea who's doing what in this song, but I think it's a rap line song?

The only thing I'm sure of is Soohyun comes in either actually singing or doing the backing for the "100% synchronized high and low" part

I don't think I hear Kevin or Kiseop anywhere

I hear Xander and Eli pretty consistently, even through the autotune, and I think I hear Dongho a couple of times

The chorus is hard to tell though, it could be a heavy autotuned Kibum or it could be Eli or Xander

Look, I dug through old videos of this to both get a decent translation, and to figure out who's doing what in this song

Another fun party song, and UKISS Sex Song #3

It's been almost 14 years and I still don't know what "checkin yo steez" means

Also uh I've chosen to interpret the lyrics as just risque, but like it could very easily be interpreted as wanting to make this girl a puppet? Isn't that kinda dark lol

Oh and the autotune is so heavy here, fitting and absolutely appropriate for this song, but super heavy

7.5/10 I think I'm biased because I've listened to this like 30 times trying to figure out who does what, so now I have a mild headache

Don't really have any fun facts other than crumbs of funny bits. Most of my knowledge is either concentrated from little bits of info I gained through osmosis about their very early career, or the wild shit they did in Japan.

So, at the end of 2010, Xander, Soohyun, and Eli did a spinoff of 'We Got Married' called 'We Are Dating', and all I remember from that show is Eli ripping his pants, thus becoming the first member to do so, and Soohyung magical suitcases of everything. It was an okay watch, but in hindsight, Eli being so awkward, whether it was scripted or not, makes sense because wasn't he already dating his ex-wife at the time? I get that the company probably didn't know since they were still under a dating ban, but wow that must've been weird. Like they could've picked Kibum, or Kiseop, or Kevin to do it, but no they chose him.

When they did Midnight Idols, the talent portion was so great - Eli cracking a bone while doing a kick; Xander doing a yoga pose only to immediately give up after 5 seconds; Dongho and Kevin being girl group dance enthusiasts and scaring each other via unintended eye contact; Soohyun serenading Kibum's brother's thigh; Kiseop climbing up the chalkboard, it was fun times all around.

Well that's that. It was really fun to go back this far and quite literally watch them go from weird cringy rookies to whatever the hell they are by Shut Up!!

UKISS Era - Woman-hating Bad Boys - Complete!

[churipu]

Can I get a HEADCANON where jjk men have a really super duper sensitive reader and reader won't stop crying about what they did.

a drizzle feels like monsoon !

featuring. gojo satoru, nanami kento, toji fushiguro x reader !

warnings. none, just pure fluff (a lil angst) and lovesick jjk men <;33

note. my very first ask, i'm going to sob, thank you anon. thank you for the 100+ notes on my first post :') and i couldn't write for all the jjk men in this post alone, also sorry if it's not up to par, and if you'd like a part 2, please lmk! <;33

GOJO SATORU.

it didn't feel nice to be forgotten. you hated that feeling where you're excited about something, and it just doesn't end up happening the way you thought it would.

i feel like gojo would be extremely busy with his work, he's a strong man, and he's a teacher.

you'd always tell him that he should prioritize his work over you, since people could be dying.

the first time satoru had forgotten about you was when he promised to pick you up for a date, which never happened as he texted you that he had a sudden mission. but you told him it was fine since it was business related.

the second time was also business related, and you again forgave him for that.

the third time was your final straw because it wasn't business related or he didn't have to save lives. he just...forgets about you and left you hanging without any texts or calls.

[satoru, i'm going back home. call me if you see this.]

he's strong so you guaranteed anything happened to him, and

gojo woken up from his slumber to be greeted by your messages and a few missed calls.

he has never felt his heart beat that fast since the last time he got into a fight with megumi's father, toji.

my god he didn't even bother changing out of his attire or get rid of his bed hair, he just wanted to see you, the only thing that mattered to him at that moment was you.

he had an extra key to your home and upon arriving, he could hear the vivid sniffles from inside your bedroom. lord, you have to see the crestfallen look on his face when he realizes you were crying.

one thing he hated was you crying. and him being the reason behind it didn't help much.

"y/n...honey, i'm so sorry." he pulled you into his arms, not even caring about how his sweat made him sticky, he didn't have any excuses, it was his mistake and he was willing to admit it.

"you forgot, didn't you?" the way your voice cracked made his heart ache and he tightened his hold on you.

"y/n, i'm not going to give you white lies. i did not forget..i was asleep, and i swore i put up an alarm before but..." he sighed, "i put the alarm in my calculator instead, that's why it didn't ring. i'm so sorry," he grazed your cheeks gently, wiping your tears.

"...so you didn't forget about me?" you hiccupped, and he shook his head, brushing a few of your h/c strands that stuck onto your face thanks to your tears.

"how could i forget about my baby?" he cooed, "how can i make it up to you? cookies? hugs? do you want to go out now? you name it."

it bothered him that your tears still managed to crawl out of your eyes, so he planted a soft kiss on each of your eyelids, "please don't cry, i don't like seeing you like this..."

you nodded, "i don't know why they're still coming out, satoru." you tell him, "can we just stay at home? watch a movie? order take out?"

he nods with a smile, "as you wish, princess."

that day, he separated the calculator app from the clock app on two different pages of his home screen.

NANAMI KENTO.

nanami's a calm and reserved man, and you're quite the opposite of him, energetic, loud and pretty sensitive. but they said opposites attract, right?

the smallest things hurt you, but at the same time, the smallest things make you happy as well. there's no in between at all.

"ken, look!" was probably one of the most heard things in nanami's dictionary - honestly, he doesn't seem to mind at all. he finds you endearing, getting excited over the simplest things like butterflies, water fountains, playgrounds, or kids toys.

but he seemed to be stressed out especially today, work hasn't been great and he was in the verge of just; quitting. basically everything.

"ken, look!"

"not now y/n."

well it managed to shut you up for the next couple of hours, and it was getting too quiet. too quiet to nanami's liking, so he had to stop what he was doing and check up on you.

"y/n?"

you were all curled up on the bed, hugging a small heart shaped pillow, "hm?" you hummed, trying to pretend that you haven't been crying for some time.

"have you been crying?" you shook your head, back still facing towards him. and then you felt the bed dip down a bit, "y/n," he grabbed your arm, forcing you to turn to look at him.

and just like he suspected, you were indeed crying. tears cascading down your face, and the big blotch of tear stain on the bedsheet. nanami, pulled you closer, "is it because of what i said? i'm sorry."

"you were busy, it was my fault," yet you were still crying, your voice cracked a little.

"it wasn't your fault, darling. i just couldn't control my emotions. what were you going to show me, hm?" he wiped your tears, although it kept coming out, you smiled a little.

"it was a video...but i'm not sure i still have it, i scrolled past it." you murmur out upsetly. your head ached from how long you've been crying, and you felt undoubtedly out of energy.

"are you tired? don't cry," he placed a kiss on your forehead, "go to sleep, yeah? i'll be here with you."

"really? what about work?"

"you come first. don't worry about my work," he caressed your cheek lovingly, "i'm sorry for making you cry. i love you."

"i love you most."

"impossible."

"uh-huh possible."

TOJI FUSHIGURO.

he's a little big shit.

quiet brash, straightforward, and he doesn't care about what he said or the effects that comes after it.

you find that about him bothersome so you tried telling him he should try to stop doing that. toji would only agree, so he stopped doing that to you. but to everyone else? he could give zero fucks about them.

"toji, can you help me get that, please?"

usually he'd do it without any words, but today, he's been especially moody and everything around him seemed to be annoying him. including you.

"take it yourself, ya' have hands and legs don't ya'? stop bothering me like a fuckin' kid."

god, it took him a few seconds to realize what he just said and he darted his face to where you were standing.

you were silent, but he definitely noticed how your lips quivered and the tears that slowly dwelled up on the corner of your eyes.

he couldn't say anything before you darted out of there into the bedroom.

"hey, shit! wait." previously, he was sitting on the couch, slouched and his eyes were focused on the tv screen in front of him, "y/n." he followed after you into your shared bedroom.

"leave me alone.." you told him.

he sighed out exasperatedly, scratching the back of his neck. everyone knows the man sucks with saying sappy stuff, sorry, pleases, and thank yous. so obviously this was a pinch for him to be in, and he always tries to avoid having to be in this kind of position.

"fuck, 'm sorry for saying that.." he murmurs out softly, squatting down so he could see your eyes. and you were definitely crying. not the kind of crying where it would just be a few tears.

you were crying crying.

toji never liked it when you cry, but he had never said that to anyone before. he made a promise to himself that he'd fucking kill anyone who made you cry, and guess it's a conflict when it comes to himself, "y/n, 'm sorry." he mumbles out, placing his arms on the bed, right by your thighs, trapping you so you couldn't run anywhere.

"why'd you say that?" you ask him, a little hurt.

his teeth sank onto his lip, he didn't know. everything today had ben so aggravating, and it was his mistake to take it out on you since you striked a conversation - and it just...came out.

"i don't know, 'm sorry for makin' you cry." he used his large hands to wipe your tears away, "i'll take whatever you wanted, so don't cry."

his voice was rough, but you could tell that he was genuine with it, and so you mustered out a smile, "you said sorry three times, that's a new record.." you sniffled.

he threw his gaze to the side, the tip of ears turning light red, "no, you misheard."

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